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Jon With Tattoos
@jonwithtattoos.bsky.social
surgical tech, Maryland expat living in Missouri, Orioles fan, tattoo collector, Zitron-pilled
My man.
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I’m partial to the fixed stock version, though.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Back from vacation and updating my low effort Orioles SP tracker.

The Mets are gonna wave a giant check in Valdez’s face, so it looks like the next best option is who, Zac Galen?
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Just did a quick test:
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The resemblance to the Budman is most likely intentional.
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Yup. My first squadron in the Navy was VP-44, the Golden Pelicans.
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Checking in from the Harbor of Charlotte Amalie in St Thomas, USVI…

Have the Orioles signed a top of rotation pitcher in the last few days?
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
My wife and I are going on vacation for the next ten days and Internet access might be a little spotty. I’m sorta hoping this will guarantee the Orioles sign another starting pitcher while we’re gone. But don’t worry, I’m taking the low-effort tracker with me. I just might be a little late posting.
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
We’re getting closer to an actually good signing.
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The same is true for:
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
More confidant than ever in my prediction that the Athletics never play an actual non-exhibition game in Las Vegas.
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Watching Die Hard for what is probably the hundredth time and this line still cracks me up.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tick tock, Mr Elias.

Tick. Tock.
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Updating my low effort Orioles starting pitcher search tracker.

Still some good choices out there, Mile…
December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m not normally one to kink shame, but I might start…
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Perfection. 🤌🏼
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I read a bunch of sci-fi when I was a kid but never much fantasy. It’s just wasn’t my bag. A friend has been trying to convince me to read Pratchett’s Discworld books for a few years now. I finally gave in and read The Colour of Magic last month. It was pretty good, so I went ahead and ordered these
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I updated my low effort Orioles starting pitcher search tracker (which needs a better name, frankly.

I added Max Scherzer and dropped Nestor Cortes. I swear, if Mike Elias puts that former Yankee and his fucked up delivery in Orioles orange, there’s gonna be a problem.
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and say snack-scented deodorant is a bad idea.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I created a (low effort) tracker for this:
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This kind of clickbaity bullshit should be punishable by death.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Leaving work and this made me smile.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Big day for me today at the gym. I deadlifted 225 lbs for five sets three reps. That’s two big plates in each end of the bar for the first time.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
He’s giving big late-stage David Lee Roth vibes.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM