Jon With Tattoos
@jonwithtattoos.bsky.social
surgical tech, Maryland expat living in Missouri, Orioles fan, tattoo collector, Zitron-pilled
I’m partial to the fixed stock version, though.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I’m partial to the fixed stock version, though.
Back from vacation and updating my low effort Orioles SP tracker.
The Mets are gonna wave a giant check in Valdez’s face, so it looks like the next best option is who, Zac Galen?
The Mets are gonna wave a giant check in Valdez’s face, so it looks like the next best option is who, Zac Galen?
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Back from vacation and updating my low effort Orioles SP tracker.
The Mets are gonna wave a giant check in Valdez’s face, so it looks like the next best option is who, Zac Galen?
The Mets are gonna wave a giant check in Valdez’s face, so it looks like the next best option is who, Zac Galen?
Just did a quick test:
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Just did a quick test:
The resemblance to the Budman is most likely intentional.
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The resemblance to the Budman is most likely intentional.
Yup. My first squadron in the Navy was VP-44, the Golden Pelicans.
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Yup. My first squadron in the Navy was VP-44, the Golden Pelicans.
Checking in from the Harbor of Charlotte Amalie in St Thomas, USVI…
Have the Orioles signed a top of rotation pitcher in the last few days?
Have the Orioles signed a top of rotation pitcher in the last few days?
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Checking in from the Harbor of Charlotte Amalie in St Thomas, USVI…
Have the Orioles signed a top of rotation pitcher in the last few days?
Have the Orioles signed a top of rotation pitcher in the last few days?
My wife and I are going on vacation for the next ten days and Internet access might be a little spotty. I’m sorta hoping this will guarantee the Orioles sign another starting pitcher while we’re gone. But don’t worry, I’m taking the low-effort tracker with me. I just might be a little late posting.
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
My wife and I are going on vacation for the next ten days and Internet access might be a little spotty. I’m sorta hoping this will guarantee the Orioles sign another starting pitcher while we’re gone. But don’t worry, I’m taking the low-effort tracker with me. I just might be a little late posting.
We’re getting closer to an actually good signing.
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We’re getting closer to an actually good signing.
The same is true for:
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The same is true for:
More confidant than ever in my prediction that the Athletics never play an actual non-exhibition game in Las Vegas.
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
More confidant than ever in my prediction that the Athletics never play an actual non-exhibition game in Las Vegas.
Watching Die Hard for what is probably the hundredth time and this line still cracks me up.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Watching Die Hard for what is probably the hundredth time and this line still cracks me up.
Tick tock, Mr Elias.
Tick. Tock.
Tick. Tock.
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Tick tock, Mr Elias.
Tick. Tock.
Tick. Tock.
Updating my low effort Orioles starting pitcher search tracker.
Still some good choices out there, Mile…
Still some good choices out there, Mile…
December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Updating my low effort Orioles starting pitcher search tracker.
Still some good choices out there, Mile…
Still some good choices out there, Mile…
I’m not normally one to kink shame, but I might start…
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m not normally one to kink shame, but I might start…
Perfection. 🤌🏼
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Perfection. 🤌🏼
I read a bunch of sci-fi when I was a kid but never much fantasy. It’s just wasn’t my bag. A friend has been trying to convince me to read Pratchett’s Discworld books for a few years now. I finally gave in and read The Colour of Magic last month. It was pretty good, so I went ahead and ordered these
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I read a bunch of sci-fi when I was a kid but never much fantasy. It’s just wasn’t my bag. A friend has been trying to convince me to read Pratchett’s Discworld books for a few years now. I finally gave in and read The Colour of Magic last month. It was pretty good, so I went ahead and ordered these
I updated my low effort Orioles starting pitcher search tracker (which needs a better name, frankly.
I added Max Scherzer and dropped Nestor Cortes. I swear, if Mike Elias puts that former Yankee and his fucked up delivery in Orioles orange, there’s gonna be a problem.
I added Max Scherzer and dropped Nestor Cortes. I swear, if Mike Elias puts that former Yankee and his fucked up delivery in Orioles orange, there’s gonna be a problem.
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I updated my low effort Orioles starting pitcher search tracker (which needs a better name, frankly.
I added Max Scherzer and dropped Nestor Cortes. I swear, if Mike Elias puts that former Yankee and his fucked up delivery in Orioles orange, there’s gonna be a problem.
I added Max Scherzer and dropped Nestor Cortes. I swear, if Mike Elias puts that former Yankee and his fucked up delivery in Orioles orange, there’s gonna be a problem.
Gonna go out on a limb and say snack-scented deodorant is a bad idea.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and say snack-scented deodorant is a bad idea.
I created a (low effort) tracker for this:
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I created a (low effort) tracker for this:
This kind of clickbaity bullshit should be punishable by death.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This kind of clickbaity bullshit should be punishable by death.
Leaving work and this made me smile.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Leaving work and this made me smile.
Big day for me today at the gym. I deadlifted 225 lbs for five sets three reps. That’s two big plates in each end of the bar for the first time.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Big day for me today at the gym. I deadlifted 225 lbs for five sets three reps. That’s two big plates in each end of the bar for the first time.
He’s giving big late-stage David Lee Roth vibes.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
He’s giving big late-stage David Lee Roth vibes.