jess
@joodlehead.bsky.social
Dogs rule, boys drool
he/him | 🏳️🌈 | 🇺🇸
he/him | 🏳️🌈 | 🇺🇸
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Had dinner with the besties and found out we’ve all been in the fucking trenches
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Had dinner with the besties and found out we’ve all been in the fucking trenches
Hunger games and heated rivalry promo, oh I’m eating and it’s not even thanksgiving yet
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hunger games and heated rivalry promo, oh I’m eating and it’s not even thanksgiving yet
We can never have anything nice
Nintendo is seemingly rushing to remove user-made designs shared within Kirby Air Riders that feature fan-favorite character Chef Kawasaki dressed in a micro bikini. https://bit.ly/43L2cSJ
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We can never have anything nice
Bruh why is the Vegas race so fucking late
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Bruh why is the Vegas race so fucking late
Wingstop forgot my ranch omfg I’m gonna kms
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Wingstop forgot my ranch omfg I’m gonna kms
Movie and wingies tonight I think
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Movie and wingies tonight I think
There’s something about a closeup of a brown eyed boy wearing a pup hood that is just so
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There’s something about a closeup of a brown eyed boy wearing a pup hood that is just so
STILETTOS KICKING VINTAGE CRYSTAL OFF THE BAR CATEGORY BAD BITCH IM THE BAR ALIEN SUPERSTAR WHIP WHIP IM TOO CLASSY FOR THIS WORLD FOREVER IM THAR GIRL FEED YOU DIAMOND AND PEARLS OOH BABY IM TOO CLASSY TO BE TOUCHED I PAID EM ALL IN DUST IM STINGY WITH MY LOVE
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
STILETTOS KICKING VINTAGE CRYSTAL OFF THE BAR CATEGORY BAD BITCH IM THE BAR ALIEN SUPERSTAR WHIP WHIP IM TOO CLASSY FOR THIS WORLD FOREVER IM THAR GIRL FEED YOU DIAMOND AND PEARLS OOH BABY IM TOO CLASSY TO BE TOUCHED I PAID EM ALL IN DUST IM STINGY WITH MY LOVE
Eye appt tomorrow and idk if I should get new frames or not 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Eye appt tomorrow and idk if I should get new frames or not 🤔
3yrs with my little mans now 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
3yrs with my little mans now 🥰
It’s so interesting seeing people use non-instagram social apps as instagram. Like, what are your thoughts?
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
It’s so interesting seeing people use non-instagram social apps as instagram. Like, what are your thoughts?
Me on an almost daily basis
i would like you all to know that i have an upset tummy but i am being very brave about it
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Me on an almost daily basis
THIS PUSSY BIRTHED THE EARTH THIS PUSSY GIFT AND CURSED AND GO THROUGH THE WORST FUCKERY BUT EVERYBODY GOTTA FUCK WITH ME EVERY _____ ON EARTH HERE CAUSE SOMEBODY WANTED ASS I JUST HAPPEN TO RESIDE IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THIS TOWN WHERE WE BE STINGY AINT NO SHARING THESE GOODIES AROUND
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
THIS PUSSY BIRTHED THE EARTH THIS PUSSY GIFT AND CURSED AND GO THROUGH THE WORST FUCKERY BUT EVERYBODY GOTTA FUCK WITH ME EVERY _____ ON EARTH HERE CAUSE SOMEBODY WANTED ASS I JUST HAPPEN TO RESIDE IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THIS TOWN WHERE WE BE STINGY AINT NO SHARING THESE GOODIES AROUND
Omfg they don’t have the gif on here
In honor of oomf I’m gonna start posting song lyrics along with the spongebob twerking gif
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Omfg they don’t have the gif on here
In honor of oomf I’m gonna start posting song lyrics along with the spongebob twerking gif
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In honor of oomf I’m gonna start posting song lyrics along with the spongebob twerking gif
Gonna be off three fridays in a row praise be 🙌🏻
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Gonna be off three fridays in a row praise be 🙌🏻
OMFG WE WON WE ARE SO UP WE ARE SO BACK SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
OMFG WE WON WE ARE SO UP WE ARE SO BACK SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
Oh I forgot to show you guys what I pulled!!
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh I forgot to show you guys what I pulled!!
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Shall we yell at them? #oilpainting #art
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Shall we yell at them? #oilpainting #art
Afternoon coffee time back!
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Afternoon coffee time back!
This is the art style Pokemon should’ve gone in
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is the art style Pokemon should’ve gone in
Got new management at the apartment complex and they’re doing walk-throughs. Tell me why they turned the lights off when they left and now my baby is in the dark istg I will lose my shit on these ppl
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Got new management at the apartment complex and they’re doing walk-throughs. Tell me why they turned the lights off when they left and now my baby is in the dark istg I will lose my shit on these ppl
Forgot my earbuds at home, but got the office breakfast. So kinda a lose-win situation I guess
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Forgot my earbuds at home, but got the office breakfast. So kinda a lose-win situation I guess