jess
@joodlehead.bsky.social
Dogs rule, boys drool
he/him | 🏳️🌈 | 🇺🇸
he/him | 🏳️🌈 | 🇺🇸
STILETTOS KICKING VINTAGE CRYSTAL OFF THE BAR CATEGORY BAD BITCH IM THE BAR ALIEN SUPERSTAR WHIP WHIP IM TOO CLASSY FOR THIS WORLD FOREVER IM THAR GIRL FEED YOU DIAMOND AND PEARLS OOH BABY IM TOO CLASSY TO BE TOUCHED I PAID EM ALL IN DUST IM STINGY WITH MY LOVE
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
STILETTOS KICKING VINTAGE CRYSTAL OFF THE BAR CATEGORY BAD BITCH IM THE BAR ALIEN SUPERSTAR WHIP WHIP IM TOO CLASSY FOR THIS WORLD FOREVER IM THAR GIRL FEED YOU DIAMOND AND PEARLS OOH BABY IM TOO CLASSY TO BE TOUCHED I PAID EM ALL IN DUST IM STINGY WITH MY LOVE
3yrs with my little mans now 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
3yrs with my little mans now 🥰
THIS PUSSY BIRTHED THE EARTH THIS PUSSY GIFT AND CURSED AND GO THROUGH THE WORST FUCKERY BUT EVERYBODY GOTTA FUCK WITH ME EVERY _____ ON EARTH HERE CAUSE SOMEBODY WANTED ASS I JUST HAPPEN TO RESIDE IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THIS TOWN WHERE WE BE STINGY AINT NO SHARING THESE GOODIES AROUND
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
THIS PUSSY BIRTHED THE EARTH THIS PUSSY GIFT AND CURSED AND GO THROUGH THE WORST FUCKERY BUT EVERYBODY GOTTA FUCK WITH ME EVERY _____ ON EARTH HERE CAUSE SOMEBODY WANTED ASS I JUST HAPPEN TO RESIDE IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THIS TOWN WHERE WE BE STINGY AINT NO SHARING THESE GOODIES AROUND
OMFG WE WON WE ARE SO UP WE ARE SO BACK SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
OMFG WE WON WE ARE SO UP WE ARE SO BACK SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
Oh I forgot to show you guys what I pulled!!
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh I forgot to show you guys what I pulled!!
Eye thread (I was bullied)
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Eye thread (I was bullied)
You can’t tell but he’s plotting my demise
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You can’t tell but he’s plotting my demise
Until further notice I will be capitalist b*tch and getting overtime
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Until further notice I will be capitalist b*tch and getting overtime
Anyone else feel like taking a wrecking ball to their life
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Anyone else feel like taking a wrecking ball to their life
It’s a perfect day for
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It’s a perfect day for
Me waiting for metroid prime
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me waiting for metroid prime
First movie of the day
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
First movie of the day
Need new Dagny expeditiously
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Need new Dagny expeditiously
They need to make this the book cover
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
They need to make this the book cover
My island said gay rights!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My island said gay rights!!
The look of someone who knows they’re in trouble
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The look of someone who knows they’re in trouble
This fucking bullshit, someone end this administration already
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This fucking bullshit, someone end this administration already
Movie watchage commencing
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Movie watchage commencing
I’m gonna crash out if I can’t watch this show
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m gonna crash out if I can’t watch this show
