Jordan Abbruzzese
@jordanabbz.bsky.social
Columbus Writer | Community stories at (614) Magazine, Experience Columbus & Columbus Navigator
Urbanism + support local art
jordanabbz.com
Urbanism + support local art
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Remembering when I was denied joining a book club because I would have been the only non iPhone and it would have created a new group chat.
May 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Remembering when I was denied joining a book club because I would have been the only non iPhone and it would have created a new group chat.
In 6th grade we went to a program called "Exchange City" where we worked in a little town for the day. Months before, we took career assessments to place us (I was a journalist) and even had an election for Mayor. We met regularly with our "coworkers" to work on a business plan for the big day.
May 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
In 6th grade we went to a program called "Exchange City" where we worked in a little town for the day. Months before, we took career assessments to place us (I was a journalist) and even had an election for Mayor. We met regularly with our "coworkers" to work on a business plan for the big day.
Not the fact that armadillo babies are called pups 😭😭😭
May 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Not the fact that armadillo babies are called pups 😭😭😭
I just feel like there is probably never a good enough reason to use the word flesh
May 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I just feel like there is probably never a good enough reason to use the word flesh
Considering the "premium" upgrade for my bird feeder camera which is another way of saying I am turning 33 soon
April 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Considering the "premium" upgrade for my bird feeder camera which is another way of saying I am turning 33 soon
Googling how to calm my dog's vagus nerve. I am JD Vance's worst nightmare.
April 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Googling how to calm my dog's vagus nerve. I am JD Vance's worst nightmare.
I have an intimate following here and follow quite a few impactful folks. I feel like engagement is more difficult now than the earlier days of this app, but I want to keep amplifying creatives and urbanist content! I'll occasionally still share some of my community stories as well.
April 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have an intimate following here and follow quite a few impactful folks. I feel like engagement is more difficult now than the earlier days of this app, but I want to keep amplifying creatives and urbanist content! I'll occasionally still share some of my community stories as well.
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Marion was an immediate standout for how enthusiastically they embraced this contest. From local and regional newspapers to community organizations and even after-school clubs, the entire community banded together to celebrate their resilience and look to the future with hope.
April 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Marion was an immediate standout for how enthusiastically they embraced this contest. From local and regional newspapers to community organizations and even after-school clubs, the entire community banded together to celebrate their resilience and look to the future with hope.
Love the Ohio representation! Congrats, Marion. ♥️
🎉 Congratulations to Marion, Ohio, the winner of this year's Strongest Town Contest! 🏆
April 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Love the Ohio representation! Congrats, Marion. ♥️
New post up with Experience Columbus! Visit us this spring and check out our theater community:
Spring Live Theater Shows | Columbus, Ohio
f you’re looking for fantastic live theater, you don’t need to go all the way to New York or The West End. Columbus has our own thriving theater community, including independent theaters, historic ven...
www.experiencecolumbus.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
New post up with Experience Columbus! Visit us this spring and check out our theater community:
Someone I used to babysit is getting married tomorrow if you wanna feel old
February 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Someone I used to babysit is getting married tomorrow if you wanna feel old
Me, yelling "Beth is the little woman I want to be the least!!!"
*In bed with a migraine coming on*
Tobias: *shuts bedroom door and says "okay, stop"'
*In bed with a migraine coming on*
Tobias: *shuts bedroom door and says "okay, stop"'
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Me, yelling "Beth is the little woman I want to be the least!!!"
*In bed with a migraine coming on*
Tobias: *shuts bedroom door and says "okay, stop"'
*In bed with a migraine coming on*
Tobias: *shuts bedroom door and says "okay, stop"'
Reposted by Jordan Abbruzzese
oh god it’s wonderful
to stay in bed
and drink too much coffee
and doomscroll compulsively
and love you so much
to stay in bed
and drink too much coffee
and doomscroll compulsively
and love you so much
February 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
oh god it’s wonderful
to stay in bed
and drink too much coffee
and doomscroll compulsively
and love you so much
to stay in bed
and drink too much coffee
and doomscroll compulsively
and love you so much
I just reread Jane Eyre for the first time in 15 years and y'all I have so much to unpack
February 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I just reread Jane Eyre for the first time in 15 years and y'all I have so much to unpack
I have a comma problem. I'm revising my work and deleting commas left and right while resisting the temptation to add more.
Hot editing tips:
Be mindful about your commas (Oxford commas excluded of course!)
Do you really need the word "that"? Delete it
Hot editing tips:
Be mindful about your commas (Oxford commas excluded of course!)
Do you really need the word "that"? Delete it
February 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I have a comma problem. I'm revising my work and deleting commas left and right while resisting the temptation to add more.
Hot editing tips:
Be mindful about your commas (Oxford commas excluded of course!)
Do you really need the word "that"? Delete it
Hot editing tips:
Be mindful about your commas (Oxford commas excluded of course!)
Do you really need the word "that"? Delete it
Literally just shot up in bed to Google something about the Ninja Turtles for a pizza story I am working on
February 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Literally just shot up in bed to Google something about the Ninja Turtles for a pizza story I am working on
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(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
I do not like the Tubi flesh hat!! I do not like it! Make it stop!
February 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I do not like the Tubi flesh hat!! I do not like it! Make it stop!
Just want to say as someone who has worked in PR & Marketing for a decade, that MANY brands' target audiences are called "HER" or "MOM." They are trying to appeal to women. Women have such valuable buying power. Remember this as you choose what to spend money on, what media you consume. We matter.
February 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just want to say as someone who has worked in PR & Marketing for a decade, that MANY brands' target audiences are called "HER" or "MOM." They are trying to appeal to women. Women have such valuable buying power. Remember this as you choose what to spend money on, what media you consume. We matter.
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Your monthly reminder:
Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write. The world needs your stories.
Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write. The world needs your stories.
February 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Your monthly reminder:
Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write. The world needs your stories.
Keep writing. When no one cares, persist. When things appear to be crumbling, keep at it. When it's difficult, push through. When you feel alone, listen to the stories in your blood. Just write. The world needs your stories.
Really excited about this one! I have a list of fav Columbus restaurants for both vegetarians and meat-eaters:
www.columbusnavigator.com/best-restaur...
www.columbusnavigator.com/best-restaur...
The Best Restaurants For Both Vegetarians And Carnivores In Columbus
I am a vegetarian, but my partner isn’t. Here are the best restaurants for both vegetarians and carnivores in
www.columbusnavigator.com
February 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Really excited about this one! I have a list of fav Columbus restaurants for both vegetarians and meat-eaters:
www.columbusnavigator.com/best-restaur...
www.columbusnavigator.com/best-restaur...
Just typed Pootermore instead of Pottermore and I am cackling and need everyone to know
January 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Just typed Pootermore instead of Pottermore and I am cackling and need everyone to know
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If you’re planning on watching any Lynch, my advice is: don’t watch any analysis videos, don’t think about what stuff is “supposed” to mean, just get your own unique experience from it!!
I think people have become far too concerned with the “correct” interpretations of media. Just experience it!!!
I think people have become far too concerned with the “correct” interpretations of media. Just experience it!!!
January 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If you’re planning on watching any Lynch, my advice is: don’t watch any analysis videos, don’t think about what stuff is “supposed” to mean, just get your own unique experience from it!!
I think people have become far too concerned with the “correct” interpretations of media. Just experience it!!!
I think people have become far too concerned with the “correct” interpretations of media. Just experience it!!!
Just remembered how this guy who didn't like me back in middle school posted how David Lynch was overrated once and now I am mad all over again!!!
January 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just remembered how this guy who didn't like me back in middle school posted how David Lynch was overrated once and now I am mad all over again!!!
I decided to pick up snowshoeing as a new hobby on a whim and I am giddy
January 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I decided to pick up snowshoeing as a new hobby on a whim and I am giddy