Jordan
@jordanahaines.bsky.social
🧑🏽💻 Tech person fueled by equal parts humor and coffee
🇺🇸 CTO @ Run for Something
☕ Speaking of coffee...father of 2
🇺🇸 CTO @ Run for Something
☕ Speaking of coffee...father of 2
Really starting to think they aren't going to put America First
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Really starting to think they aren't going to put America First
Didn't realize Nike nabbed the title sponser spot for this regime change
Trump just posted this photo of Maduro with the caption, "Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima." truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Didn't realize Nike nabbed the title sponser spot for this regime change
Kid me would be gobsmacked to learn that one day I would pray for NO snow day ❄️
December 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Kid me would be gobsmacked to learn that one day I would pray for NO snow day ❄️
Imagine trying to determine the optimal amount of immigration while watching a Christmas special with your kids
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Imagine trying to determine the optimal amount of immigration while watching a Christmas special with your kids
me when someone asks what a good KPI is
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
me when someone asks what a good KPI is
you see for parents, Christmas Eve is hands down the busiest night of the year
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
you see for parents, Christmas Eve is hands down the busiest night of the year
Trump speaking with the cadence of the last 6th grader to give their presentation before the whole class gets to go to lunch
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Trump speaking with the cadence of the last 6th grader to give their presentation before the whole class gets to go to lunch
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Youth Large vibes
December 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Youth Large vibes
🙋♂️ Is it too late to ask if we actually need more oil?
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
🙋♂️ Is it too late to ask if we actually need more oil?
Looking forward to my month in review rollup of my year in reviews from all these brands
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Looking forward to my month in review rollup of my year in reviews from all these brands
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Replacing my "concepts of a plan" wall art with "steadily producing ideas"
also lol wut ideas
also lol wut ideas
Q: You guys were out for 2 months during the shutdown. Why has it taken until the end of the year to start addressing these healthcare bills? And what's your message to those who are going to see their premiums rise?
MIKE JOHNSON: We have been working steadily producing ideas trying to address this
MIKE JOHNSON: We have been working steadily producing ideas trying to address this
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Replacing my "concepts of a plan" wall art with "steadily producing ideas"
also lol wut ideas
also lol wut ideas
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The unemployment numbers are so bad, Trump might hold off on firing Wiles just to avoid adding a single new one
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The unemployment numbers are so bad, Trump might hold off on firing Wiles just to avoid adding a single new one
Schumer lives in some sort of utopia where outcry leads to action
Schumer: "If they don't release the Epstein documents, there's gonna be such an outcry from one end of America to the other that I think they'll be forced to do it"
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Schumer lives in some sort of utopia where outcry leads to action
Love the #sunsama backlog (any of that team on here so I can tag).
And ~especially~ love the NEVER category in the backlog which is realistically where most tasks should go, right
And ~especially~ love the NEVER category in the backlog which is realistically where most tasks should go, right
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Love the #sunsama backlog (any of that team on here so I can tag).
And ~especially~ love the NEVER category in the backlog which is realistically where most tasks should go, right
And ~especially~ love the NEVER category in the backlog which is realistically where most tasks should go, right
actually it's 2o2auth
theyre making a third oauth
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
actually it's 2o2auth
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is it seasons skeetings or skeetsons greetings
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
is it seasons skeetings or skeetsons greetings
but who arrests the DOJ?
Q: If DOJ doesn't release the files it has by next Friday, is there anything Congress can do to compel that to happen?
MASSIE: It's a crime if they don't. This is a new law with criminal implications if they don't follow it.
MASSIE: It's a crime if they don't. This is a new law with criminal implications if they don't follow it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
but who arrests the DOJ?
It's not procrastination if you're doing chores or numbers
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's not procrastination if you're doing chores or numbers
Haven't read the article, but this @nytimes.com headline is concerning!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Haven't read the article, but this @nytimes.com headline is concerning!!
Tired: Airport gyms
Wired: Universal Airport #childcare
Wired: Universal Airport #childcare
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Tired: Airport gyms
Wired: Universal Airport #childcare
Wired: Universal Airport #childcare
Precheck, but to avoid only this
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Precheck, but to avoid only this
In my free time I repeatedly do only just the first ten percent of truly revolutionary #NextJS projects
learnbuildteach.substack.com/p/building-h...
learnbuildteach.substack.com/p/building-h...
Building Historio: Episode 0
Creating an app to explore history that scratches my own itch. With NextJS, Supabase, Edge Functions, and a few clever AI Agents behind the scenes.
learnbuildteach.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In my free time I repeatedly do only just the first ten percent of truly revolutionary #NextJS projects
learnbuildteach.substack.com/p/building-h...
learnbuildteach.substack.com/p/building-h...
