Jordan 3D 🔜 Jordan 4D
@jordancarroll.com
Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com
🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
Success. Controlling a Vevor TV Lift with an ESP32-C3.
I'll now be able to create a local REST API that can be used to control it with this setup.
(Context: This is going to drive a hidden liquor cabinet.)
I'll now be able to create a local REST API that can be used to control it with this setup.
(Context: This is going to drive a hidden liquor cabinet.)
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Success. Controlling a Vevor TV Lift with an ESP32-C3.
I'll now be able to create a local REST API that can be used to control it with this setup.
(Context: This is going to drive a hidden liquor cabinet.)
I'll now be able to create a local REST API that can be used to control it with this setup.
(Context: This is going to drive a hidden liquor cabinet.)
Rippling while you’re employed: Hey sport, you just got HELLA paid! PAY DAY Let’s get that bread!
Rippling the second you’re laid off:
Rippling the second you’re laid off:
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Rippling while you’re employed: Hey sport, you just got HELLA paid! PAY DAY Let’s get that bread!
Rippling the second you’re laid off:
Rippling the second you’re laid off:
Intercepting signals from this TV lift (off-camera) into an ESP32 to reverse engineer a custom remote. It’s so friggen close now.
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Intercepting signals from this TV lift (off-camera) into an ESP32 to reverse engineer a custom remote. It’s so friggen close now.
I didn’t draw it today but I learned about #sundayfishsketch so here you go!
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I didn’t draw it today but I learned about #sundayfishsketch so here you go!
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 AM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
Any #ESP32 wizards that can help me figure out how to connect this ESP32-C3 to a raw RJ45? I don't need ethernet, I'm just trying to read/write raw serial data from this motor controller.
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Any #ESP32 wizards that can help me figure out how to connect this ESP32-C3 to a raw RJ45? I don't need ethernet, I'm just trying to read/write raw serial data from this motor controller.
In process of converting a broken 1930s Philco radio to a hidden motorized-lift bar cabinet. First steps were gutting the fire hazard electronics and removing the top. Gluing up a couple loose-but-not-broken veneer bits to leave overnight.
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
In process of converting a broken 1930s Philco radio to a hidden motorized-lift bar cabinet. First steps were gutting the fire hazard electronics and removing the top. Gluing up a couple loose-but-not-broken veneer bits to leave overnight.
Aaaaand there's the last job I applied to that I was really gunning for. Even being a Senior Frontend Engineer with a strong background in game development isn't enough to even get a call back from [Popular Frontend-Heavy Party Game Company] in the current market.
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Aaaaand there's the last job I applied to that I was really gunning for. Even being a Senior Frontend Engineer with a strong background in game development isn't enough to even get a call back from [Popular Frontend-Heavy Party Game Company] in the current market.
This friggen Krampus standup I made keeps giving me a jumpscare when I come downstairs in the morning.
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
This friggen Krampus standup I made keeps giving me a jumpscare when I come downstairs in the morning.
the buttons are not what they seem
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
the buttons are not what they seem
Happy new year to all 1937 Philco radio appreciators and a few of the haters as a treat
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Happy new year to all 1937 Philco radio appreciators and a few of the haters as a treat
The energy I’m bringing into the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 AM
The energy I’m bringing into the new year.
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (FUSION 360)
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (FUSION 360)
Did you know you can animate your partsin Fusion
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Did you know you can animate your partsin Fusion
Any sufficiently advanced CAD sketch is indistinguishable from an Alchemy Circle from FMA.
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Any sufficiently advanced CAD sketch is indistinguishable from an Alchemy Circle from FMA.
I cannot believe we've taken steps backwards on THIS of all things in the current age of "Google doesn't work any more"
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I cannot believe we've taken steps backwards on THIS of all things in the current age of "Google doesn't work any more"
Merry Crocsmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Merry Crocsmas
Behold the dog that covets,
the beast that cannot wait
His piercing gaze will rend your soul
‘til crumbs fall off your plate.
the beast that cannot wait
His piercing gaze will rend your soul
‘til crumbs fall off your plate.
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Behold the dog that covets,
the beast that cannot wait
His piercing gaze will rend your soul
‘til crumbs fall off your plate.
the beast that cannot wait
His piercing gaze will rend your soul
‘til crumbs fall off your plate.
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Available for purchase real dang soon
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Available for purchase real dang soon
Okay let's prototype some bread clips
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Okay let's prototype some bread clips
