Jordan 3D
@jordancarroll.com
Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com
🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
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Jordan 3D
@jordancarroll.com
· Oct 19
Intro threads are a thing now apparently.
Hey all, I'm Jordan Carroll! Senior developer, currently in web, formerly in mostly-non-entertainment game development for the HoloLens (RIP).
I have some game side projects, like a 3D Arcade Fishing game with o v e r t o n e s called Fish Heaven.
Hey all, I'm Jordan Carroll! Senior developer, currently in web, formerly in mostly-non-entertainment game development for the HoloLens (RIP).
I have some game side projects, like a 3D Arcade Fishing game with o v e r t o n e s called Fish Heaven.
Crunchyroll captions absolutely suck and the only way to report them is to submit a customer service request where they first give you the "how to change video settings" script before asking for detailed information about episodes and timestamps and what text you expected.
"Most shows, at random"
"Most shows, at random"
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Crunchyroll captions absolutely suck and the only way to report them is to submit a customer service request where they first give you the "how to change video settings" script before asking for detailed information about episodes and timestamps and what text you expected.
"Most shows, at random"
"Most shows, at random"
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I will infiltrate gen Z/alpha and get them on board with new slang for good and bad. I'm thinking of going with wet and dry, in that order.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I will infiltrate gen Z/alpha and get them on board with new slang for good and bad. I'm thinking of going with wet and dry, in that order.
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
Would you kindly, Charlie Brown.
War, war never changes, Charlie Brown.
Trust’s a hard thing to come by these days, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Would you kindly, Charlie Brown.
One of my least favorite writing tropes is fictional characters comparing their circumstances to a fictional medium. Like, yeah, this manga is like something out of a comic book. Yeah, this movie is like a movie.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
One of my least favorite writing tropes is fictional characters comparing their circumstances to a fictional medium. Like, yeah, this manga is like something out of a comic book. Yeah, this movie is like a movie.
Heads up #gameaudio #sounddesign folks, Kenny Gioia is apparently an AI art apologist now. I'm so tired of this.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Heads up #gameaudio #sounddesign folks, Kenny Gioia is apparently an AI art apologist now. I'm so tired of this.
This meeting could have been an astral projection.
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This meeting could have been an astral projection.
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due to necessities (bean burrito) caves of qud is $399 now
31$ for 3 people at taco bell this is bullshit i cant beleive how bad the 21st century got
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
due to necessities (bean burrito) caves of qud is $399 now
This is why you ALWAYS check your spam folder. I almost missed out on my prize from CVSRewards 4gz2aqmxa7!
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is why you ALWAYS check your spam folder. I almost missed out on my prize from CVSRewards 4gz2aqmxa7!
Anyone got some Gmail invite codes?
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Anyone got some Gmail invite codes?
We need a layoff of the year award
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We need a layoff of the year award
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This might be the best logo that I've ever made.
May 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This might be the best logo that I've ever made.
Okay this is easily the coolest thing you can do with dip nibs. Plainchant notation. 🤣 If anyone is an actual SME in gregorian style chant I'd love to connect because this is basically just a doodle with zero theory.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Okay this is easily the coolest thing you can do with dip nibs. Plainchant notation. 🤣 If anyone is an actual SME in gregorian style chant I'd love to connect because this is basically just a doodle with zero theory.
please be reasonably priced
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new Steam Hardware coming in 2026 store.steampowered.com/sale/hardware
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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JoJo Siwa's Bizarre Adventure
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
JoJo Siwa's Bizarre Adventure
Nightmare on 34th Street
Is this anything
Is this anything
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Nightmare on 34th Street
Is this anything
Is this anything
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FISH³: FIRST CATCH - HIGH-OCTANE SPEED-FISHING
A **FREE** STANDALONE PREQUEL
OUT NOW!!! FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
GO TRY IT OUT!!!
#indiegame #gamedev
A **FREE** STANDALONE PREQUEL
OUT NOW!!! FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
GO TRY IT OUT!!!
#indiegame #gamedev
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
FISH³: FIRST CATCH - HIGH-OCTANE SPEED-FISHING
A **FREE** STANDALONE PREQUEL
OUT NOW!!! FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
GO TRY IT OUT!!!
#indiegame #gamedev
A **FREE** STANDALONE PREQUEL
OUT NOW!!! FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
GO TRY IT OUT!!!
#indiegame #gamedev
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HEY, you know what? You could literally be playing DEAD STATIC DRIVE right now. It is out. NOW.
store.steampowered.com/app/1166940/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1166940/...
Dead Static Drive on Steam
Dead Static Drive is Grand Theft Cthulhu. An indie survival-horror game following a nightmarish road trip across a 1980s Americana. Evade police. Equip yourself and those close to you, and follow your...
store.steampowered.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
HEY, you know what? You could literally be playing DEAD STATIC DRIVE right now. It is out. NOW.
store.steampowered.com/app/1166940/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1166940/...
I didn't feel like doing anything today so I used my nervous-depressive energy and just wandered around cleaning / organizing things.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I didn't feel like doing anything today so I used my nervous-depressive energy and just wandered around cleaning / organizing things.
Instagram: (1) unread message!*
* A reel I forwarded to someone.
* A reel I forwarded to someone.
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Instagram: (1) unread message!*
* A reel I forwarded to someone.
* A reel I forwarded to someone.
I'm getting increasingly annoyed when I come across a video that claims they made X out of Y!!*
* and 20 gallons of epoxy resin
* and 20 gallons of epoxy resin
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm getting increasingly annoyed when I come across a video that claims they made X out of Y!!*
* and 20 gallons of epoxy resin
* and 20 gallons of epoxy resin
Email from the website I closed the tab on 30 seconds ago: WAIT COME BACK
Wow you're really making me not regret giving you my email
Wow you're really making me not regret giving you my email
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Email from the website I closed the tab on 30 seconds ago: WAIT COME BACK
Wow you're really making me not regret giving you my email
Wow you're really making me not regret giving you my email
LinkedIn: Here are three jobs you should apply for
First job: [Expired]
Second job: [Doesn't Exist / Listing Removed]
Third job: [Expired]
First job: [Expired]
Second job: [Doesn't Exist / Listing Removed]
Third job: [Expired]
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
LinkedIn: Here are three jobs you should apply for
First job: [Expired]
Second job: [Doesn't Exist / Listing Removed]
Third job: [Expired]
First job: [Expired]
Second job: [Doesn't Exist / Listing Removed]
Third job: [Expired]
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The game dev community on bluesky is pretty awesome. There are so many devs here, and everyone is nice and helpful.
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The game dev community on bluesky is pretty awesome. There are so many devs here, and everyone is nice and helpful.
Thanks everyone for pointing me to this option.
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thanks everyone for pointing me to this option.