Jordan 3D
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Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com 🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens 🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication 🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com 🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
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Intro threads are a thing now apparently.

Hey all, I'm Jordan Carroll! Senior developer, currently in web, formerly in mostly-non-entertainment game development for the HoloLens (RIP).

I have some game side projects, like a 3D Arcade Fishing game with o v e r t o n e s called Fish Heaven.
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I started working on my 3D engine for #playdate a little over 3 months ago, and took copious footage of the milestones and interesting failures. All footage is timestamped with the date of capture. Enjoy!

#gamedev
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Employers should be required by law to provide feedback for all candidates that were interviewed.
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Even as an not-young someone who's in the habit of purchasing games as I want them, my purchasing has slowed down to games I'm going to play immediately because my free time is increasingly a commodity.
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Fun fact! If you took all available jobs and put them in a single line, they would make the very difficult decision to proceed with other candidates but they're grateful they got to connect with you and they hope your paths cross again in the future.
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[PCB mod for a $20 watch drops, creator charges for it]

Doofuses in the project discord: "aRe YoU gOiNg To OpEn SoUrCe It?!?!?!"
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Nothing I love more than getting a "we're proceeding with other candidates" notice after the introductory call.
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i cant believe the revolution is going to be hoards of people in inflatable frog armor with jerry rigged n99 filtration on their inflation intakes
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I was going through my buttons / pins collection and I still have all my West Fest stuff
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I've had my Brother printer since 2015 and have only needed to replace the cartridge once, 4 years ago.
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We should start a podcast
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In my "in my ___ era" era
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I’ve been using some cursed Comic Mono thing for several years, forget if that’s the actual name.
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Hell yeah I hear that. Unless you have very recent work history in something it's super hard.
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I’ve just received word that the good intentions previously paving the road to hell have been fracked. The best route to hell at the moment is via private jet. Adjust your plans accordingly.
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they just don't make movies about boss babies anymore
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When we said "let him cook" this isn't what we meant

But I'll take it
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Scientists Find Novel New Study Way More Interesting Than Old Study
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I mean, I'm already on Mastodon but Mastodon isn't a real place.
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So far I actually do like Liquid Glass on iOS, but they’ve buried a LOT of my common functions behind another layer of UX in the process. Lot of actions require an extra click.
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My wife probably hasn't either, she was never a big computer user.