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Jordan
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Tough choice today—which body of water to go in first
A pool, with the beach and ocean beyond
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Framed like a scamp on a righteous quest
NYT push alert Kennedy’s Vaccine Quest Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has shielded himself from government scientists while elevating allies to help overhaul vaccine policy.
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Why are they all the same, Medicine For All, why are they all the same
STEMI Another STEMI STEMI again. This guy is 100 years old You guessed it—STEMI
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Andy Craig andycraig.bsky.social A running theme of Trump II is cautious, level-headed, mainstream, career professional experts sounding existential alarms about how we aren’t panicking nearly enough.
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge By Hildegard H Swift and Lynd Ward
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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This would, by design, ban all flu and Covid shots for everyone
Collectively, Prasad’s plans would transform the FDA’s decades-old process of approving vaccines by compelling pharmaceutical companies to run far larger studies, likely slowing them down, said current and former agency staff and outside public health experts, some of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal FDA operations or comment on a developing situation.
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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North Sentinel Island
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Any excuse to post this
lol no you don’t suffer from high T, that’s just something dork ass losers like you make up online to be cool Ryan Spaeder responds Why did you delete your tweet about donating your savings account to the charity of my choice if I do? Because you owe Semper Fi Fund your savings account. Below that is a screenshot of (presumably) Ryan’s labwork where he has his testosterone levels checked. The result is 24.1, squarely within the normal range and not high, like he was trying to brag about
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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He’s probably right
Two tweets from Elie Mystal in 2022 Nobody sat me down and said “son, here’s how the world works. Here’s what you should do.” Now… if I was a Black CONSERVATIVE at HLS… Leonard Leo himself would have been waiting for me outside of ConLaw and *told me* who I was clerking for and that would have been that. If I was a black conservative and presented as such in law school, but everything else about me was the same. I’d have been a Thomas clerk and Trump would have appointed me to the Second Circuit and I’d be basically waiting for Thomas to die to fight Neomi Rao to the death.
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Cybertruck with a couple of totally unsecured chairs in the trunk
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Meanwhile, cannabis in its various forms has become much, much more popular and accessible in recent years with even backwards-ass states like Ohio legalizing it, and many people have substituted weed for booze
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Ohio River mornings
A clear day from a bridge in the middle of the Ohio River
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Why does Cobb’s bat have nails in it?
Ty Cobb’s bat. It has nails in it
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Giant bat
Giant bat outside the Louisville slugger factory
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Real answer probably isn’t more complicated than this
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November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Is she the US Attorney though?
NYT Push Alert Breaking News The authorities are seeking the arrest of man who brought a baseball bat to the office of the U.S. attorney Alina Habba.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Wembanyama at the Olympics next to some team Japan dude half his size
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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What does Roger Marshall think “insurance” means
Dr. Roger Marshall tweet Up to 40% of Obamacare enrollees never file a claim. That’s billions in taxpayer dollars flowing to insurance companies for people who don’t even use the system. Republicans are committed to ending the fraud and making healthcare truly affordable.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Oh he’s toast toast
19. The following day, on or about April 13, 2025, the defendant EMMANUEL CLASE DE LA CRUZ asked Bettor-1 by text message' whether Bettor-1 had been able to "wager anything." After Bettor-1 responded, in sum and substance, that Bettor-1 had bet and won money, CLASE directed Bettor-1 to "send some of it to DR," referring to the Dominican Republic. CLASE provided Bettor-1 with contact information for a recipient for the money and directed Bettor-1 to "[send it as if it were someone else." CLASE also told Bettor-1 that the money was "for repairs at the country house."
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Pretty sure we have plenty of recent very clear answers to this one
NYT push alert Chatbots Will See You Now Psychologists consider them the future of therapy. The F.D.A. is exploring whether to regulate them. Are they safe?
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Not bad for my old district
Upper west side Manhattan 69-051 Mamdani 57.5 Cuomo 39 Sliwa 2.5
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Eric Adams with a speech bubble saying the quoted post
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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New Plan for the Homeless
NYT push alert New Plan for the Homeless Utah expects to place some 1,300 homeless people in what supporters call a services campus and critics deem a detention camp
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Krusty asking what the hell was that
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Old New York license plate that says ASS MAN
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM