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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 1h

Who would be the funniest Dodger reliever to blow it here: Treinen or Kershaw

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 9h

Wait wait, the “fell down a ravine in France and survived on wine in his bag” guy was 77 damn years old?

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 11h

Combined homers for all those guys: 12

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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 1d

they noshed the squash

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 1d

Just a reminder that Higgins was drummed out of two different central Louisiana police departments because of his personal conduct and I want you to reflect on how difficult that is to do

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.

He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."

Rep. Clay Higgins:

There are 22 million American households receiving SNAP benefits for groceries, at $4200 per year on average.
Try to get your head wrapped around how many pantries you can stock with $4200 dollars in properly shopped groceries.
Any American who has been receiving $4200 dollars per year of free groceries and does NOT have at least 1 month of groceries stocked should never again receive SNAP, because wow, stop smoking crack.

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 1d

Eric Adams with a speech bubble saying the quoted post

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 1d

New Plan for the Homeless

Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 1d

The rituximab will continue until morale improves

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 2d

However little you might think the answer is, I assure you you are overestimating

Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve been thinking a lot about a new kind of polling I’d like to see. We have polling that measures public opinion, which is obviously important, but I’d love to see a little more empirical work on public knowledge: what do voters know about politics and policy?

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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 3d

Blake Treinen probably didn’t think he’d get to face Kirk again before he went to Valhalla

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 3d

Oh for sure, and it’s much more likely to get an adverse result now even without that. Depends on the Trump appointees’ tolerance for being lied to, which probably isn’t that high

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 3d

Still have to see the panel. En banc in the ninth doesn’t mean all of them

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 3d

Without cheating, can you name the other guy who was IBB’d four times in a game this year

Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 4d

Sure we remember him for 2005, but his 2004 was even wilder. 35 saves and an ERA north of 7!

MVP 2005 Guys Every Hour ⚾️ @mvp2005.bsky.social · 4d

#MLB #MVP #2005

A screenshot of a player from MVP Baseball 2005

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 4d

As best I can tell, this woman is 36 years old

merritt @merrittk.com · 4d

we need a total and complete shutdown of injectables and cosmetic surgery for right-wing women until we figure out what the hell is going on

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 4d

Dementia exams that they keep telling him are IQ tests. To be fair, the MRI doesn’t prove he has a stroke, just that his docs were looking for one

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 4d

Hrm. IQ test, yeah sure let’s go with that

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Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 4d

I’d say confusing the dementia test for an IQ test should be considered suspicious on the former, but I bet someone else told him that’s what it was as opposed to him making that up himself

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 4d

Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..