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Simpsons still of that superhero guy in the red outfit who’s wearing goggles but the goggles do nothing to protect him from the green acid surrounding him, only the text is changed to “The burgers! They do nothing!” I do not know why I have this
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Nick Young is very confused
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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It’s just chocolate with the occasional tiny crunchy bit, don’t bother unless you’ve got a jones for the chocolate they use on a Twix

$5.95, jeezy petes
Picture of a green bag labeled “Twix milk chocolate bark” sitting on a glass table. A piece of chocolate bark is being held in front of it. I have not found much evidence of actual Twix pieces in it at all.
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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A parrot’s SQUAWK of triumph
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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A still from the movie The Hunt for Red October where the minisub driver is all “hey, I think someone just shot a torpedo at us” only the torpedo bit has been replaced by “might be a racist” it’s a mildly obscure joke but whatever, I like it
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Graffiti in shades of blue ink from the Yoko Ono exhibit at the Hungarian National Museum in Budapest, 2023. The focal point is a drawing of Bart Simpson and the words “eat pant” next to him.
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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It’s that “oh, you!” meme with the guy and his sheepish dog
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Still from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where he’s trying to get into the Nazi castle via impersonation and it’s not going well. The butler’s line has been changed to read “and if you are the target of a French assassination attempt then I AM MICKEY MOUSE!!!” Candice Owens is unhinged
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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My own not-entirely-a-joke answer
Album cover for The Spice Girl’s Spiceworld
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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If I was my partner I would say
Album cover for one of the best albums ever, Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Who said anything about clarinets
A gentleman in a red shirt and black pants playing a subcontrabass saxophone. It’s bigger than he is and dope as hell.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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(From the movie Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World) Mr. Hollum, a midshipman aboard the HMS Surprise, thanks his fellow officer Mr Blakeny for always being kind to him. Mr Hollum has always been a bit awkward, and that has led to both a lack of promotions and him being perceived as bad luck, a Jonah, by the crew. The ship is stuck in windless doldrums and is running out of drinkable water, as well as losing track of their French target. Right after this goodbye, he will pick up a cannonball and hop off the side of the ship. For better or worse, the next day the winds pick up and the crew is saved from the doldrums. Basically uh I know irony isn’t Mr Hollum here I just love to spread the good word about Master and Commander
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Big “Jim feeling a pang of remorse over hearing all the pranks he pulled on Dwight listed at once” energy
In the top panel, Jim Halpert (The Office) is listing things out on his fingers. In the bottom panel, Jim is sitting at a conference table strewn with papers and filing boxes with Dwight sitting cross-armed and staring at the table, while Michael is reading off the documentation of a prank from a sheet of paper. Jim feels a little remorse for having heard alllllll the things he’s done to Dwight, but this doesn’t stop him from pulling some incredible ones (and others not so great) later in the show.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Senshi, a horned helmet-wearing dwarf from the anime Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi, is sticking his tongue out. He is wonderful.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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A boy and his dog’s “oh, you!” meme
November 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Oh, you!
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Could this heist BE more French

Credit: AP photog Thibault Camus and @sky-west.bsky.social
Three gendarmes and the most dapper fellow you’ve seen since Alain Delon The shade coming off the far right cop is quite substantial, while the middle is perhaps more appreciative
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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The guy from the “Oh, You!” meme with the guilty-looking dog
October 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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“Oh, you!”
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Meme of Mean Girls with the text “so you agree rep-elect Grijalva should be sworn in to represent her constituents”
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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A ginger cat and a tuxedo cat are laid out on top of a blue and white fuzzy blanket. They are good boys.
October 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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A still from The Big Lebowski where Walter is telling Donny he’s out of his element but the text has subbed in “Eric” for Donny. It’s because Eric Trump is pretty much always out of his element.
October 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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In the upper right corner, a young man looks down in a humorously admonishing at the bottom left. In the bottom left corner, a chonky yellow lab looks up at the man with an adorably guilty expression on its face. The text “oh, you!” is in the middle of the image, separating them.
October 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM