Jordyn Kaufman
@jordynkaufman.bsky.social
Insecure about my god complex
All opinions (Taylor Swift or otherwise) my own. (any pronouns)
All opinions (Taylor Swift or otherwise) my own. (any pronouns)
Does anyone know someone rich who doesn’t know who to do with all their money and wants to buy a cute and charming nonprofit employee an IPhone 15?
Will also take a 16 but I don’t want to push it
Will also take a 16 but I don’t want to push it
February 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Does anyone know someone rich who doesn’t know who to do with all their money and wants to buy a cute and charming nonprofit employee an IPhone 15?
Will also take a 16 but I don’t want to push it
Will also take a 16 but I don’t want to push it
Truly fuck Danielle more than anyone else on earth she is the worst
February 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Truly fuck Danielle more than anyone else on earth she is the worst
Fuck Elon Musk
January 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Fuck Elon Musk
It’s not hard to flirt with me - all you need to do is sign up for the email list at the org where I’m the digital director to show me you really care
January 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s not hard to flirt with me - all you need to do is sign up for the email list at the org where I’m the digital director to show me you really care
You know what though - Taylor really ate when she said “I promise that you’ll never find another like me”
January 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You know what though - Taylor really ate when she said “I promise that you’ll never find another like me”
Nothing makes me more grateful to live in NYC than walking around DC
January 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Nothing makes me more grateful to live in NYC than walking around DC
Nothing pisses a man off more than when you correctly guess his star sign
January 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Nothing pisses a man off more than when you correctly guess his star sign
Hey Everlane - kinda weird email about LA today 👀
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hey Everlane - kinda weird email about LA today 👀
Me after seeing A Complete Unknown:
January 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me after seeing A Complete Unknown:
Sorry I can’t hang out with you this weekend - I need to read eight books to hit my 2024 GoodReads goal
December 27, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Sorry I can’t hang out with you this weekend - I need to read eight books to hit my 2024 GoodReads goal
You know I didn’t know this was allowed, but apparently you can get Thai food on Christmas instead of Chinese?
December 25, 2024 at 7:39 PM
You know I didn’t know this was allowed, but apparently you can get Thai food on Christmas instead of Chinese?
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Reposted by Jordyn Kaufman
“you will be visited by three spirits.”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
“you will be visited by three spirits.”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
You’ve never heard of Popup Bagels?
Well have you ever wanted to body three bagels and an entire container of cream cheese at once?
Well have you ever wanted to body three bagels and an entire container of cream cheese at once?
December 22, 2024 at 12:54 AM
You’ve never heard of Popup Bagels?
Well have you ever wanted to body three bagels and an entire container of cream cheese at once?
Well have you ever wanted to body three bagels and an entire container of cream cheese at once?
Knee deep in his ZocDoc profile while on FaceTime with my best friend is it casual now
December 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Knee deep in his ZocDoc profile while on FaceTime with my best friend is it casual now
My absolute favorite men are the tall ones in the supermarket who make you feel like you’re doing them a favor by asking for their help
December 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
My absolute favorite men are the tall ones in the supermarket who make you feel like you’re doing them a favor by asking for their help
Me: I don’t think I really like karaoke
*I’m Only Me When I’m With You comes on*
Me: I think I really like karaoke
*I’m Only Me When I’m With You comes on*
Me: I think I really like karaoke
December 15, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Me: I don’t think I really like karaoke
*I’m Only Me When I’m With You comes on*
Me: I think I really like karaoke
*I’m Only Me When I’m With You comes on*
Me: I think I really like karaoke
You don’t have to like her music or be a fan but pretending she isn’t just a kind hearted person trying to spread love where she can is maliciously ignorant
I’m so done pretending you’re not a shit person for hating Taylor Swift. She ended her huge tour where she gave nearly 200 million in bonuses, and then spent the day in a children’s hospital making joke about football with kids, making TikToks, signing things - come on
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY93nvGm/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY93nvGm/
Okay im definitely a swifty nowww💗💗💗#taylorswift #fyp #fy #fypシ #vi #traviskelce @Taylor Swift
TikTok video by ɴᴀʏᴀ ᴊᴀᴅᴇ 🪬🏳️🌈
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2024 at 4:40 PM
You don’t have to like her music or be a fan but pretending she isn’t just a kind hearted person trying to spread love where she can is maliciously ignorant
I’m so done pretending you’re not a shit person for hating Taylor Swift. She ended her huge tour where she gave nearly 200 million in bonuses, and then spent the day in a children’s hospital making joke about football with kids, making TikToks, signing things - come on
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY93nvGm/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY93nvGm/
Okay im definitely a swifty nowww💗💗💗#taylorswift #fyp #fy #fypシ #vi #traviskelce @Taylor Swift
TikTok video by ɴᴀʏᴀ ᴊᴀᴅᴇ 🪬🏳️🌈
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I’m so done pretending you’re not a shit person for hating Taylor Swift. She ended her huge tour where she gave nearly 200 million in bonuses, and then spent the day in a children’s hospital making joke about football with kids, making TikToks, signing things - come on
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY93nvGm/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY93nvGm/
I just want to be hot enough that if I shot a CEO people would be mainly talking about how hot I am
December 11, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I just want to be hot enough that if I shot a CEO people would be mainly talking about how hot I am
I’m absolutely devastated for Jordan Neely, his family, and what it says about the state of the country and my city that Jordan’s murdered got acquitted
December 9, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I’m absolutely devastated for Jordan Neely, his family, and what it says about the state of the country and my city that Jordan’s murdered got acquitted
This man is hot, funny, smart, fights for the working class… can we find out if he’s single next?
MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money
December 8, 2024 at 5:30 AM
This man is hot, funny, smart, fights for the working class… can we find out if he’s single next?
Happy WNBA expansion draft day to all those celebrating!
December 6, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Happy WNBA expansion draft day to all those celebrating!
Hey Golden State Valkyries you better leave our Kayla Thornton alone
December 6, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Hey Golden State Valkyries you better leave our Kayla Thornton alone