Jordyn Kaufman
@jordynkaufman.bsky.social
Insecure about my god complex
All opinions (Taylor Swift or otherwise) my own. (any pronouns)
All opinions (Taylor Swift or otherwise) my own. (any pronouns)
Fuck Elon Musk
January 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Fuck Elon Musk
Hey Everlane - kinda weird email about LA today 👀
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hey Everlane - kinda weird email about LA today 👀
Me after seeing A Complete Unknown:
January 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me after seeing A Complete Unknown:
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Really think @nytimes.com could have rethought their policy on the Oxford comma for this one
November 21, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Really think @nytimes.com could have rethought their policy on the Oxford comma for this one
Met this doctor today and he said no one in his family has heard of you
November 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Met this doctor today and he said no one in his family has heard of you
Made a joke to a coworker about frogs playing banjos being an iconic gay symbol and he said he knew about frogs but not with a banjo and now I’m trying to find proof and I fear I either made this up or it’s on such a small corner of the internet that I’ll never find it again
November 19, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Made a joke to a coworker about frogs playing banjos being an iconic gay symbol and he said he knew about frogs but not with a banjo and now I’m trying to find proof and I fear I either made this up or it’s on such a small corner of the internet that I’ll never find it again