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jordyn
@jordynnn.bsky.social
avid carlos sainz appreciator.
I like sports and pop culture.
upper midwest, 32, queer, she/her.
I don’t work today so I’m in bed under a huge blanket reading a Christmas book 🥰 it is so relaxing hearing the fireplace crackling, i highly recommend these types of videos to just unwind and try to relax
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I have a projector in my bedroom and I’ve started playing ambiance videos at night while I read and it is literally so peaceful. This is my YouTube history at this point lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mind you this is what the bag looked like whisjsndjd and he had crumbs in his beard 😭 I was like Zak respectfully the call is coming from inside the house
October 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I was warned about the possibility of developing Steven-Johnson Syndrome but my psychiatrist never said anything about cardiac stuff because I’ve never had any issues BUT I have since learned about the crazy amount of family history I have with heart problems, so. Yay!
October 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh to be a house cat, spending your afternoon napping in the sun after being a United Nations recognized terrorist all morning
October 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My poor baby just laid on me like this for probably 20-25 minutes and kept asking me to rub his back. I don’t get many snuggles these days, so I will take them! I just wish it was under different circumstances 😢
October 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Someone posted this on fb and I found out it’s literally so close to me, I have to go in honor of TLOASG
September 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
She’s just… holding onto me. Does she have a premonition? Is something bad about to happen
September 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The way i literally typed out a reply to this this morning before work and then never hit SEND 😭

Carl Wheezer sends his pspspspps
September 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
New header bc why not
September 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I thought we left this toxic shit on twitter lmfao

Call me ugly all you want baby girl but only one of us is searching for a driver’s name on an app and replying to people who don’t like him. Get a hobby, I beg of you
September 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The way he actually put the Sparkles sticker on his helmet and then qualified P2 😭
September 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Rocketship magnatiles and FP1 🥰

Happy Friday, friends
September 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Donuts and F2. Happy Saturday !
August 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Where you’ll find me the rest of the day
July 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
He is fully obsessed with the blanket @sheesusnat.bsky.social made for him. Internet friends are so cool. I love you forever my friend 🥰
July 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My son came into my office this morning and pointed at my shelf and said “carrr-ohs?”

Yes indeed my boy
July 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Bear in mind I don’t live anywhere near Indy… but after checking a few Reddit threads, King Dough was mentioned multiple times as the best Caesar, and tbh their fries look p good (I would prefer psoriasis fries or like, curly fries, but. Yknow. Take what you can get)
July 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
We got lucky again and the storms weakened before getting here! Thank you bestie. Even if we did get storms tho we’d be set with umbrella boy to save us
June 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
this just came in the mail, it is the estimated cost for the surgery and anesthesia! Hahahahshdjjdkals.

Luckily we have met our out of pocket costs for the year (ours goes from June to June) so insurance will pay for the whole thing.

To non-Americans, doesn’t this sound like the American dream?
May 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
How cool is that car btw it’s almost an exact replica (just a different year) of the car my grandpa had. He was president of his car club for years and this was his baby
May 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Dw about Ferrari Carlos, he got moved to the Gone But Not Forgotten part of my office with my grandpa
May 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I finally got around to replacing Ferrari Carlos with Williams Carlos last night
May 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
He has been watching every f1 session with me this weekend and now watching indycar qualifying. Monaco is my 2 year anniversary of watching f1, and this is what I’ve been waiting for - to be able to share this with him. I’m so excited 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I spend a lot of time on flightradar24 and the ads-b exchange watching planes and I just came across this place in the UK 🤣😅
May 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM