jordyn
@jordynnn.bsky.social
avid carlos sainz appreciator.
I like sports and pop culture.
upper midwest, 32, queer, she/her.
I like sports and pop culture.
upper midwest, 32, queer, she/her.
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jordyn
@jordynnn.bsky.social
· Aug 16
new intro post ✨
🏎️: 55
🏒: penguins
⚾️: brewers, baby
🎾: alcaraz
🏈: bama
🎶: lewis capaldi forever, semi-swiftie, divorced mom country from the 00’s
📺: teen wolf…that’s it
📚: romantasy, xaden riorson trash, idk im still learning what i like
♦️: i talk abt my kid a lot, fair warning
🏎️: 55
🏒: penguins
⚾️: brewers, baby
🎾: alcaraz
🏈: bama
🎶: lewis capaldi forever, semi-swiftie, divorced mom country from the 00’s
📺: teen wolf…that’s it
📚: romantasy, xaden riorson trash, idk im still learning what i like
♦️: i talk abt my kid a lot, fair warning
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It’s 3 am and my body just does not want to sleep
a man wearing a schitts creek sweater looks confused
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November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
It’s 3 am and my body just does not want to sleep
My son came home with a fever yesterday and we ended up going to the clinic, he’s got another ear infection.. he had his 2nd set of tubes placed June but one of them was rejected by his ear drum and fell out, so now he’s going to have to have a third surgery
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My son came home with a fever yesterday and we ended up going to the clinic, he’s got another ear infection.. he had his 2nd set of tubes placed June but one of them was rejected by his ear drum and fell out, so now he’s going to have to have a third surgery
One step away from Sorry Sisters 😭
🚨BREAKING: John Elkann has released a statement clarifying his comments about Ferrari’s Formula 1 drivers.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
One step away from Sorry Sisters 😭
It is so exhausting being a Carlos Alcaraz fan
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It is so exhausting being a Carlos Alcaraz fan
I have a projector in my bedroom and I’ve started playing ambiance videos at night while I read and it is literally so peaceful. This is my YouTube history at this point lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I have a projector in my bedroom and I’ve started playing ambiance videos at night while I read and it is literally so peaceful. This is my YouTube history at this point lmao
I mean, according to this episode of Little Einsteins my son is watching, all you need to win the Monaco Grand Prix is a race car with a trumpet for an engine…. Idk why f1 teams haven’t considered this
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I mean, according to this episode of Little Einsteins my son is watching, all you need to win the Monaco Grand Prix is a race car with a trumpet for an engine…. Idk why f1 teams haven’t considered this
It’s so crazy that there was no f1 season in 2025. Will it be back for 2026 you think?
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s so crazy that there was no f1 season in 2025. Will it be back for 2026 you think?
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If you want to know what it’s like in America rn I just spent 2 hours making a grocery list for my family of 3, split up between 3 different stores, taking any extras off… still $250. For one week. £190/€216.
Wasn’t this administration supposed to make groceries cheaper?
Wasn’t this administration supposed to make groceries cheaper?
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you want to know what it’s like in America rn I just spent 2 hours making a grocery list for my family of 3, split up between 3 different stores, taking any extras off… still $250. For one week. £190/€216.
Wasn’t this administration supposed to make groceries cheaper?
Wasn’t this administration supposed to make groceries cheaper?
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SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
Sprint races are stupid anyway why are we still doing this
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sprint races are stupid anyway why are we still doing this
Somewhere Zak brown is cheersing an entire table rn
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Somewhere Zak brown is cheersing an entire table rn
I don’t even give a shit about basketball Like That but my fyp has been sad Luka Doncic edits for days and I fear I am still not over him being traded
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I don’t even give a shit about basketball Like That but my fyp has been sad Luka Doncic edits for days and I fear I am still not over him being traded
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It’s never the right old white man smh
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It’s never the right old white man smh
My kid was home sick Thursday and Friday and is still miserable tonight. He has wanted to be held and rocked in the recliner, and I held his water for him to drink, & suddenly I’m crying because it’s like I’m 3 years younger rocking my newborn to sleep after a bottle again.
Time is fickle and cruel
Time is fickle and cruel
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My kid was home sick Thursday and Friday and is still miserable tonight. He has wanted to be held and rocked in the recliner, and I held his water for him to drink, & suddenly I’m crying because it’s like I’m 3 years younger rocking my newborn to sleep after a bottle again.
Time is fickle and cruel
Time is fickle and cruel
As someone who has never lived in a place with extensive public transport, anytime I see a video of someone on the tube/subway/metra/etc I’m just astonished.
And don’t even get me started on Europe, man, you guys live in a mythical place istg with your public transportation
And don’t even get me started on Europe, man, you guys live in a mythical place istg with your public transportation
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As someone who has never lived in a place with extensive public transport, anytime I see a video of someone on the tube/subway/metra/etc I’m just astonished.
And don’t even get me started on Europe, man, you guys live in a mythical place istg with your public transportation
And don’t even get me started on Europe, man, you guys live in a mythical place istg with your public transportation
What’s worse: the dodgers winning, OR the think pieces that would be written if the blue jays won a title before the leafs/how it’s all Marner’s fault somehow
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What’s worse: the dodgers winning, OR the think pieces that would be written if the blue jays won a title before the leafs/how it’s all Marner’s fault somehow
This is about to be the most Toronto sports thing to ever Toronto sports
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is about to be the most Toronto sports thing to ever Toronto sports
I always joke that there is nothing I am better at than hurting my own feelings, so it makes sense that my brain always tries to convince me I am a terrible mom.. and then shortly after I feel that way, my son shows me just how untrue that is and shows me how much he loves me/how safe he feels w me
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I always joke that there is nothing I am better at than hurting my own feelings, so it makes sense that my brain always tries to convince me I am a terrible mom.. and then shortly after I feel that way, my son shows me just how untrue that is and shows me how much he loves me/how safe he feels w me
There’s nothing more annoying than Minnesotans forcing that fake ass accent they do. None of you talk like that
October 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There’s nothing more annoying than Minnesotans forcing that fake ass accent they do. None of you talk like that
Has anyone else felt like the last 3 weeks have been….. idek what word to use to describe it. Every part of my life feels like a circus and I’m the hungover ringmaster trying to keep the show going
a dumpster is on fire in a flooded area with the words " going thru the day like " below it
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October 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Has anyone else felt like the last 3 weeks have been….. idek what word to use to describe it. Every part of my life feels like a circus and I’m the hungover ringmaster trying to keep the show going
Idk how many of you have kids but if you do, was your oldest 3 or older when you decided to have more? I am fighting for my LIFE day in and day out and I want another kid but idk if I can survive another 3 year old 😭
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Idk how many of you have kids but if you do, was your oldest 3 or older when you decided to have more? I am fighting for my LIFE day in and day out and I want another kid but idk if I can survive another 3 year old 😭
Imagine being in a competition to be named the people’s princess and Carlos Sainz Vazquez de Castro is your competition
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Imagine being in a competition to be named the people’s princess and Carlos Sainz Vazquez de Castro is your competition