Jorty Spice
@jortyspice.bsky.social
The only thing original about you is sin
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Jorty Spice
@jortyspice.bsky.social
· Mar 29
What if Eric Burney got a low taper fade
Do y’all think Obama (I call him Obummer) listens to jay som for real
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Do y’all think Obama (I call him Obummer) listens to jay som for real
Lost all sense of time and space while thinking intensely about whether or not “OG Bobby Shmurda” constitutes a joke or just a reference to two things from like 10 years ago
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Lost all sense of time and space while thinking intensely about whether or not “OG Bobby Shmurda” constitutes a joke or just a reference to two things from like 10 years ago
Just learned that laraaji’s real name is “Edward” lmfao
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just learned that laraaji’s real name is “Edward” lmfao
Drinking a twisted tea for the first time
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Drinking a twisted tea for the first time
“Bub Carrington” craziest nba name
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“Bub Carrington” craziest nba name
Comparison is the thief of joy but also sometimes it makes me feel awesome so really it’s a net neutral
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Comparison is the thief of joy but also sometimes it makes me feel awesome so really it’s a net neutral
You’re on GLP-1 I’m on GLP-3000 we are not the same
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You’re on GLP-1 I’m on GLP-3000 we are not the same
You Will Be Turned Away Due To Lack Of Funds, You Broke Jerk
December 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You Will Be Turned Away Due To Lack Of Funds, You Broke Jerk
I don’t have lupus
Plugging my tape label to my doctor as he tells me he wants to test me for lupus
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I don’t have lupus
I asked a punk and they told me they don’t know where the show is so I just went and FUCKED myself
December 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I asked a punk and they told me they don’t know where the show is so I just went and FUCKED myself
Plugging my tape label to my doctor as he tells me he wants to test me for lupus
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Plugging my tape label to my doctor as he tells me he wants to test me for lupus
What does it mean when someone emphasizes a text. They can’t do that in real life. If I say “got a new shirt today” you can’t just do exclamation points in real life
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What does it mean when someone emphasizes a text. They can’t do that in real life. If I say “got a new shirt today” you can’t just do exclamation points in real life
They should make a movie theater where you sit in an office chair and you can violently rock back and forth if you want to
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
They should make a movie theater where you sit in an office chair and you can violently rock back and forth if you want to
One time I got blocked on Reddit for insisting to a stranger that I actually DO deserve weyes blood’s titanic rising
Hate it when people say “we don’t deserve dogs.” Fuck you, i deserve dogs. Don’t lump me in with you
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
One time I got blocked on Reddit for insisting to a stranger that I actually DO deserve weyes blood’s titanic rising
Taking pics of my recurring neck rash for my doctor. It gets worse when I shower so I’m just standing here butt ass naked taking horrifically over lit pics of my body so I can show them to an older man. And I’m paying HIM for it! Waka waka!!!!!!!!!
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Taking pics of my recurring neck rash for my doctor. It gets worse when I shower so I’m just standing here butt ass naked taking horrifically over lit pics of my body so I can show them to an older man. And I’m paying HIM for it! Waka waka!!!!!!!!!
I think you should leave adult ghost tour type maneuver
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I think you should leave adult ghost tour type maneuver
“Marty Supreme” is what I would’ve called myself while drunk as shit in 2016
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“Marty Supreme” is what I would’ve called myself while drunk as shit in 2016
Didn’t notice until I saw someone do it at karaoke but fuck my ass “crimson and clover” is the longest song ever recorded
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Didn’t notice until I saw someone do it at karaoke but fuck my ass “crimson and clover” is the longest song ever recorded
Kinda wild how we all turned into goo goo ga ga babies who think that if you leave the word “ass” uncensored on an Instagram post you will literally die
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kinda wild how we all turned into goo goo ga ga babies who think that if you leave the word “ass” uncensored on an Instagram post you will literally die
Horrific tune, I can’t believe people talk about how heartbreaking this song is and it’s got the line “I thought it was a dojo” in it
Lily Allen's "Pussy Palace" has to be one of the worst songs of the year, holy shit
Just catching up with stuff I missed, Jesus Christ how did none of the coverage mention that the song is fucking terrible
Just catching up with stuff I missed, Jesus Christ how did none of the coverage mention that the song is fucking terrible
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Horrific tune, I can’t believe people talk about how heartbreaking this song is and it’s got the line “I thought it was a dojo” in it
Love reading Venmo payment descriptions. “Duvet cover.” “Hat!!!” “Bus.” Wow. Life is so beautiful
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Love reading Venmo payment descriptions. “Duvet cover.” “Hat!!!” “Bus.” Wow. Life is so beautiful
I’m assuming Rob Sheffield as a humiliation kink, there’s no other reason to write like this publicly lol
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m assuming Rob Sheffield as a humiliation kink, there’s no other reason to write like this publicly lol
Hate it when people say “we don’t deserve dogs.” Fuck you, i deserve dogs. Don’t lump me in with you
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hate it when people say “we don’t deserve dogs.” Fuck you, i deserve dogs. Don’t lump me in with you
Had the verte chaud for the first time I feel like the hulk
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Had the verte chaud for the first time I feel like the hulk
If you tried to explain grimes to a caveman I bet they’d beat you with a comically oversized bone
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you tried to explain grimes to a caveman I bet they’d beat you with a comically oversized bone