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Josephine Jellybean
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British, residing in New Orleans.
In potentia.
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#eldenring #eldenmeme
An Elden Ring meme featuring Miriel, Pastor of Vows - a big ol tortoise Pope - wearing the hat of Yura, with a title graphic reading Yuratl the Turtle
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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You absolute fucking moron.
A screencap of the previous post which SteveLearningStuff failed to read, which clearly states "...PROMISING no change from his unpopular administration, a promise Harris also made." and explicitly answers his stupid fucking question
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The algorithm evidently has a sense of humour
Three bloops in order, from the Discover timeline: a photo of three small dogs peering past a shower curtain, a photo of a cat in a box captioned "she made a nest for herself", and finally one which simply reads "I think I understand pet play"
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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A meme of an old man wearing a black T shirt which reads "We Are All" and beneath that is a user caption completing the phrase with "Han Solo"
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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A three-way version of the handshake meme featuring Chemists, Christians, and The Hollies shaking in agreement that He is light. The word He is capitalized, potentially referring to the element Helium, or God, or the brother from the hit 1969 song He Ain't Heavy
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Uhh, wtf is this
A close up of the elbow in the above photo, displaying some improbable anatomy akin to a shin guard protruding under the skin of the upper arm
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Wtf, did they use AI or is he actually about to moult and reveal an exoskeleton
A close-up of the elbow in the above photo displaying some improbable anatomy, akin to a shin guard being inserted under the skin
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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One thing I love about winters in the Gulf is the way you'll still get rogue warm days as a front presses in from the Caribbean, and then 36 straight hours of the temperature going "wheeee!" all the way back down to freezing.
A graph of the temperature in New Orleans for the next two days, ineptly cropped so the axis labels aren't visible. It shows a high of 75 for today, dropping through every hour of Sunday to reach a low of 30 and a real feel of 23 by Monday's sunrise
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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My 2026 New Year's resolution

(yes this is a little early, but I made the meme already and I'll forget to post it otherwise)

#eldenring #lorde #newyears #resolution
An artist's rendition of the Elden Beast, but pop artist Lord E's face and hair has been superimposed over the head, and text at the bottom reads "Become the Elden Lord E" - I hope text to speech pronounces that properly
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Israel has turned Hamas into a brand, which they use for fundraising. I guess that was less of a toxic brand than just being themselves.
A partial screenshot of the Google Ad Center preferences page. It shows four recent ad brands shown to the user. The fourth one is Hamas.
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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"If we don't legitimize far right prejudice, they'll exploit far right prejudice!" -- the additional, unspoken absurdity being the idea they'll calm down if they're capitulated to. The empiest man in the world, engaging in a mechanical caricature of politics.
A web-based newspaper headline, ironically in the 'Human rights' section, reads "Starmer urges Europe's leaders to curb ECHR to halt rise of far right". The sub head reads "Exclusive: PM calls for members of European convention on human rights to allow tougher action to protect borders"
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Every single article about this bullshit case 🙄
A misleading headline reads "Nurse Sandy Peggie wins part of claim against NHS Fife" Deep in the article it is finally revealed - quote "the employment tribunal unanimously dismissed all of the claimant's allegations against Dr Upton and all of the allegations against the board, apart from four specific aspects of the harassment complaint." Quote: "The tribunal judgment said it disagreed with the findings of an internal investigation, and that Ms Peggie had likely "harrassed" Dr Upton during the changing room incident."
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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In a scene from the movie Rat Race, two neo-Nazis clarify that the 'Barbie museum' is dedicated to the life of Klaus Barbie, sometimes known as the Butcher of Lyons
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Lionel Hutz as a realtor, informing Marge Simpson that: "There's (approving face) funny... And there's (frowning) funny"
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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A phone screencap of the 2025 YouTube Recap title card. In ridiculously tiny print at the bottom it reads "AI can make mistakes". So small and out of place it feels more like a captive programmer desperately snuck in a message of truth for the outside world than a legal disclaimer
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Stole yr punchline for a meme 😅
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Albie, every time I try to get him to come back inside 🙄😅😊
And elderly black-and-white chihuahua stands on a paved driveway in the sun, his eyes closed in contentment, his face close to the camera. The image is bright and saturated in a style evocative of early 2000s pop punk music videos, and graffiti-style text on the left of the image reads "Fuck you Mom, it's driveway life", with 'life' spelled L Y F.
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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A scene from Star Wars Episode 1, where Obi-wan says "Sith lords are our specialty" except Obi-wan's face has been replaced by Chuck Schumer, saying "Political malpractice is our specialty"
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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My night involves following this little goober around, because he's half blind and too old for the stairs, so I have to carry him around the house and guide him around the yard a dozen times so he can smell everything

It is an honour to shepherd this distinguished gentleman 🥹
An elderly white and barely black chihuahua-Jack Russel mix rests his head on a pale blue pillow, gazing leftward out of an unseen window that casts a soft white light on his contemplative face. His ears are magnificent. A heart-shaped pink squishmallow sits in the background.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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My lil guy feeling the music 😊
Laid in a red bedspread, a very photogenic tabby cat, with a white cheek and chest, rests his white paws on a small turquoise wireless speaker. He seems quietly enraptured...or possibly just totally zoned out.
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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It's coming 😱
A classic scene from Ghostbusters where Stay Puft is attacking New York City, but the marshmallow man has been replaced by a giant Shania Twain saying "let's go, girls!". Pink stylized text reads "Shania Law". In the foreground a small Zohran Mamdani smiles and waves at the monster he has unleashed
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Scene from the peak of Apocalypse Now, with Colonel Kurtz (played by Marlon Brando) laid on his back whispering "the horror... The horror..." but the subtitle has been edited to read "the onions... The mustard..."
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM