Josephine Jellybean
josephinejellybean.bsky.social
Josephine Jellybean
@josephinejellybean.bsky.social
She/they 🏳️‍⚧️
British, residing in New Orleans.
In potentia.
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/josephine_jelibean
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You absolute fucking moron.
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The algorithm evidently has a sense of humour
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Uhh, wtf is this
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Wtf, did they use AI or is he actually about to moult and reveal an exoskeleton
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
One thing I love about winters in the Gulf is the way you'll still get rogue warm days as a front presses in from the Caribbean, and then 36 straight hours of the temperature going "wheeee!" all the way back down to freezing.
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My 2026 New Year's resolution

(yes this is a little early, but I made the meme already and I'll forget to post it otherwise)

#eldenring #lorde #newyears #resolution
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Israel has turned Hamas into a brand, which they use for fundraising. I guess that was less of a toxic brand than just being themselves.
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"If we don't legitimize far right prejudice, they'll exploit far right prejudice!" -- the additional, unspoken absurdity being the idea they'll calm down if they're capitulated to. The empiest man in the world, engaging in a mechanical caricature of politics.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Every single article about this bullshit case 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Stole yr punchline for a meme 😅
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Albie, every time I try to get him to come back inside 🙄😅😊
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My night involves following this little goober around, because he's half blind and too old for the stairs, so I have to carry him around the house and guide him around the yard a dozen times so he can smell everything

It is an honour to shepherd this distinguished gentleman 🥹
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My lil guy feeling the music 😊
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It's coming 😱
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM