I think Bill is smart enough to ditch Steve and Lombardi this time, and UNC is still dumb enough to retain/promote them. I'm in, let's do this.

I was still undiagnosed at the time, but this guy scared me into starting therapy.

The urge to subscribe to a Patreon that promises to publish all your deepest insecurities on the internet feels uniquely autistic.

Will do, thanks. I've still never read The Mist or The Monkey, so I'll definitely start there.

I read Everything's Eventual a couple months ago and had kinda the same reaction. It had soured me on trying his other short story collections, but I'll check this out and maybe just speed through the filler.

Ryan, would you like to see FSU's 4th-quarter punt disaster from their last trip to Raleigh? m.youtube.com/watch?v=n6bO...

Self-immolated immediately after her daughter explained what the video was for.

Redbirds can win as many games in Vermillion in one month as North Dakota has in the last 20 years.

Sayin is to Godfrey as Mario is to Waluigi

That happens the same day that her dad is murdered.

That guy does not strike me as being willing or able to learn the 2 lines of French for a proper bilingual version.

Aging Everton CB. Still good for a couple goals off corners each season but can't keep pace with EPL strikers. Manager loves him, fans are sick of him. Will be signed by Norwich on a free transfer next summer.

That's not even hypothetical. Literally happened with UNO men's basketball last season.