Josh Shellman
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Dave Doeren's face looks like it could have been the mold for Michael Myers' mask.
Aging Everton CB. Still good for a couple goals off corners each season but can't keep pace with EPL strikers. Manager loves him, fans are sick of him. Will be signed by Norwich on a free transfer next summer.
That's not even hypothetical. Literally happened with UNO men's basketball last season.
And it's the rare case where everyone's incentives align. It's easier to catch and prosecute point shaving when the feds, state regulators, sportsbooks, leagues, and bettors all have an interest in stopping it.
0.337 is also A&M's win percentage for the first 10 seasons after Bear left.
Congrats to the Bears on being the only UNC in the country with a win over an opponent in the Top 150 of SP+.
Monumental Win for the Bears

Northern Colorado upsets No. 11 Idaho in the Kibbie Dome
I think that Bill Belichick should be given time, autonomy, and every last cent that he is owed contractually. Give the dead cat a chance to bounce.
Guess message board culture is dying faster than legacy media if the NYT is breaking UNC scandals before wufwuf1.
This ref sounds like Thomas Lennon.
Give Joey Galloway a Sports Emmy for that halftime studio segment. Every time he spoke, it was "The thing you have to remember is what a reeking pile of garbage the University of North Carolina is."
Roddy Jones says the UNC defense was bad in the 1Q when their offense showed some signs of life. The UNC offense has as many 3-and-outs as points.
Will we have a positive point differential over the next 2 games?
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🚨 Computer Model Pick'em Week 5 Update🚨

Congrats to @ROFLulose for taking the top overall spot for the 2nd straight week!

Here are the top 5 models by Composite Ranking:

1. @ROFLulose
2. @jhnhrris
3. @joshellman.bsky.social
4. @sseljan
5. u/pwoods2122
5. @ArnoldJohn_cfb
I hate how this is going because Dave deserves to go out on his own terms. The game has changed in a way that plays against his strengths, but he's still the best coach we've ever had.
Honestly not even that mad about all the reviews. It's giving me plenty of chances to flip over to Penn St-Oregon.
State has a transitive win over Bama, and it's still September.
And those 3 wins were against opponents' opponents that are a combined 2-8 (if you don't count games vs Lincoln (CA), which I don't).
They'd be furious if they knew that it was my neurotype that made me so good at sword drills, not the indwelling of the Holy Spirit.
By far. Every team with a better success rate than us is averaging at least 1 YPC less.
Just looked it up. We rank 18th nationally in defensive rushing success rate, but we're 84th in YPC. You're getting <2 yds or >50 yds against us and nothing in between.
Bill, it's been a rough couple days for autistics, but the updated SP+ Google sheets are exactly the dopamine hit we needed this morning.
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Nathan Rourke didn’t hold back when asked about the new changes announced by the CFL 😳
I don't know who taught Dave math over the summer, but it's gonna end up being worth 2-3 extra wins by the end of the season.