Jimothy
@joshhiggin.bsky.social
Rumor: The new Madden is going to have a franchise mode where you are a fan and you have no control over the outcome of the games but you can tailgate before games, get drunk, and then fight fans of the opposing teams. If your team goes all the way you get to riot in the streets.
February 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Rumor: The new Madden is going to have a franchise mode where you are a fan and you have no control over the outcome of the games but you can tailgate before games, get drunk, and then fight fans of the opposing teams. If your team goes all the way you get to riot in the streets.
Tax Refund: $70
TurboTax Filing Costs: $169
TurboTax Filing Costs: $169
a cartoon of spongebob and squidward with the word capitalism on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and squidward with the word capitalism on the bottom
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February 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Tax Refund: $70
TurboTax Filing Costs: $169
TurboTax Filing Costs: $169
I’ve got some T-shirt ideas.
January 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’ve got some T-shirt ideas.
Oh man this is so bad
Markwayne Mullin says he'd be in prison if his wife didn't love him and says she's had to forgive him more than once. He then asks Hegseth to detail a reason he loves his wife. Mullin has to remind him to mention his kids 😬
January 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh man this is so bad
I know what you are thinking scientists and I am telling you NO!
January 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I know what you are thinking scientists and I am telling you NO!
Internet marketing is just a big shell game of “here’s how you get their AI into interacting with our AI to trick the humans into thinking this thing is actually working”…
January 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Internet marketing is just a big shell game of “here’s how you get their AI into interacting with our AI to trick the humans into thinking this thing is actually working”…
Every WSJ Opinion Article Section: “Here’s why being nice shows how weak of a person you are!”
January 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Every WSJ Opinion Article Section: “Here’s why being nice shows how weak of a person you are!”
Moo Deng who??
Poppy is a good strong American name.
Poppy is a good strong American name.
January 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Moo Deng who??
Poppy is a good strong American name.
Poppy is a good strong American name.
The moral high-ground won today.
Darryl The Office Darryl Philbin GIF
ALT: Darryl The Office Darryl Philbin GIF
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January 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The moral high-ground won today.
“What the fuck is this?”
January 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
“What the fuck is this?”
Not quite 30 to 50 but…
January 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Not quite 30 to 50 but…
Things I learned today… “one can be too rich” to be made richer. Thanks Chris Sununu!
BASH: One of the concerns is that Elon Musk has billions tied up in govt contracts. You don't see a conflict of interest?
CHRIS SUNUNU: Everyone has a conflict of interest
BASH: But that's a pretty big one
SUNUNU: He's so rich he's removed from the potential financial influence
CHRIS SUNUNU: Everyone has a conflict of interest
BASH: But that's a pretty big one
SUNUNU: He's so rich he's removed from the potential financial influence
December 29, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Things I learned today… “one can be too rich” to be made richer. Thanks Chris Sununu!
I love that Republicans are finally learning how their heroes like “he who shall not be named” and Vivek truly feel about them… just crazy it’s happening so far ahead of the inauguration.
December 29, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I love that Republicans are finally learning how their heroes like “he who shall not be named” and Vivek truly feel about them… just crazy it’s happening so far ahead of the inauguration.
*singing a version of Cruel Summer by #TaylorSwift to my daughter but is “Cold Summer” and based on The Day After Tomorrow and she has never seen it and is missing out some key references*
“It’s a coOoOld summer!”
“It’s a coOoOld summer!”
December 17, 2024 at 10:45 PM
*singing a version of Cruel Summer by #TaylorSwift to my daughter but is “Cold Summer” and based on The Day After Tomorrow and she has never seen it and is missing out some key references*
“It’s a coOoOld summer!”
“It’s a coOoOld summer!”
My favorite part of this post-election cycle is the immediate about-face of the incoming administration to set the stage for how the economy won’t improve anytime soon.
December 13, 2024 at 4:10 PM
My favorite part of this post-election cycle is the immediate about-face of the incoming administration to set the stage for how the economy won’t improve anytime soon.
I am joining a gang.
a poster that says tax evasion gang with a map of the world
ALT: a poster that says tax evasion gang with a map of the world
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December 13, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I am joining a gang.
Got this oddly timed survey…
December 11, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Got this oddly timed survey…
My 6 year old daughter beat me on Spotify.
December 4, 2024 at 2:18 PM
My 6 year old daughter beat me on Spotify.
Reposted by Jimothy
Goal of the protagonist in:
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Goal of the protagonist in:
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
The next time some uninformed person bemoans the state of children’s education and blames the fact that schools went remote to prevent teachers from contracting and dying from #COVID…
December 3, 2024 at 2:31 PM
The next time some uninformed person bemoans the state of children’s education and blames the fact that schools went remote to prevent teachers from contracting and dying from #COVID…
My go to a technique when entering an argument that has no effect on me is to out elite the elitism that is being elited.
December 1, 2024 at 10:07 PM
My go to a technique when entering an argument that has no effect on me is to out elite the elitism that is being elited.