Josh Frightbert
@joshseybert.bsky.social
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Future librarian. Host of Low Rent Podcasts. Spooky avatar by elsplice.
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It’s likely that Walmart will be demolishing Monroeville Mall, which was not only the mall I grew up going to and worked at, but was where the original Dawn of the Dead was filmed. A real fucking bummer.
Why did Walmart just buy a shopping mall?
Walmart hasn’t said much about its plans. But its partner has told some store owners that the Pennsylvania mall will be demolished for a mixed-use development.
www.seattletimes.com
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Canadian Chainsaw Massacre starring Denimface.
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How I look eating popcorn if I’m being honest.
A red and white stripes popcorn bag with a goofy ass looking cartoon dude shoveling into his toothy grin.
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You are not going to believe what I just saw this skeleton use to play the xylophone.
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Just accept my FarmVille invite goddammit!
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Raiding my husband's midnight snacks while he sleeps only to discover he's been raiding my midnight snacks while I sleep
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I don’t understand how some people just stick to the same dozen bands when there’s all types of amazing music to discover like the Sadistic Mika Band.
Black Ship (4th June, Kaei 6 / Remastered 2023)
YouTube video by Sadistic Mika Band - Topic
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For the first nine years of his life, my kid thought he was called Hermit the Frog.
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Sitting in the corner jamming my thumb in a pie and whispering “what a good boy am I” until I’m asked to leave this PTA meeting.
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here's what the night sky would look like if all the stars were in one place
#science
a big clunky white dot on a black background
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The exciting world of eating French fries.
Basket of French fries and a cup of ketchup.
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We miss having our own bedroom were we can play our tapes.
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We’re on the Baby Board unit on my Programming for Children class and I legit laughed at these two book covers.
Book cover for I’m Up! A perfectly round baby head is placed in the middle of the sun. Book cover for I’m still Up! The same as the previous cover but now it’s night time and the baby is winking.
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Share your favorite trap from Saw.
A Chuck E Cheese coin operated ride. It’s like a tiny Ferris Wheel with one seat that is about three feet tall.
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Not looking forward to all the evil shits in power right now ruining trick or treating somehow.
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These are just Star Trek TNG costumes.
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“Ready-to-wear?” I am ready to wear this, but I don’t know if the world is ready for me to do so
A dude in a long-sleeve V-neck French cut bodysuit with shoulder pads and sandals
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Zero results for Pynchon board books.
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Reading is getting too complicated.
Screenshot of a bullet point that reads “Touch your baby when sharing books.”
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I’m July sweaty when I should be October sweaty.
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Calling my phone a pocket computer until my kids commit patricide.
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Presenting Chappell Bone. Yes she will wear this for the rest of October.
A white pit bull dog dressed as Chappell Roan on the The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess album: sparkly blue dress, red wig, tiara, sash reading “Chappell”