Joshua Alan Doetsch
@joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
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Video game and tabletop scrivnomancer. Senior Writer at Funcom (Dune: Awakening and Conan Exiles). Friend to corvids and cephalopods. He/Him
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Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
My 3-year-old has absorbed villain patter from media.

During baths, he likes to snatch our adult soap bar and play with it. We try to hide it from him.

The other night, during Bathtime, I had my back turned, and I heard an overly dramatic voice say:

“Mwahaha! The soap bar is mine!”
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georgetakei.bsky.social
If it prays with pedos, is friends with pedos, and pardons pedos…
A screenshot of an X.com post by @ASFleischman
, Andrew Fleischman, stating, "Trump pardoned 12 dudes who turned out to have molested children or possessed child pornography, and there seem to be a lot of others in his orbit," with a reply from @maddenfico
, Bill Madden, saying, "Trump's former 'spiritual leader,' pedophile Robert Morris, being led away in handcuffs after being sentenced to only 6 months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl. Trump will probably end up giving him the Presidential Medal of Freedom. ," accompanied by an image of two men, one in a cowboy hat and sheriff uniform, escorting another man, with a building entrance in the background.
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joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
My 3-year-old waned to see a photo of me when I was little. I sowed him this, and he said, “That looks like me!”
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iwriteok.bsky.social
the hardest part of living in Portland is having your house burn down every single night and then having to rebuild it during the day. the amount of money i spend just in drywall is insane.
acyn.bsky.social
Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
It’s the story of a sweet little boy and the terrifying god-worm that lives in his body. They just want playtime and their surrogate mother… and brains.
theonyxpath.bsky.social
On this day in 2021 we released Dearly Bleak, a Deviant: The Renegades novella by @joshuadoetsch.bsky.social via our partners at DriveThruFiction drivethrufiction.com/product/3678... Explore this tale of terror today! #Deviant #chroniclesofdarkness
A red image of a monstrous face with strange white eyes and teeth. Text reads Dearly Bleak A Deviant: the Renegades Novella Joshua Alan Doetsch
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Same judge. While Miller rails about judges.
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
A clutch of vampires, by Edward Gorey.
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
Today, my brother and I co-officiated our little sister’s wedding. Our little sister is married!
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
I had the privilege of writing in a couple of the books in this huge bundle of World of Darkness.
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My mourning moaning morning mantra.
joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
Two things about writing Dune material in the 2020s:

1) The Harkonnen are depressingly easy to write and find inspiration for.

2) It’s a lot easier to understand why the whole universe had a Jihad to get rid of thinking machines.
laurajedeed.bsky.social
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen