air fryer settings for optimal bacon: 330°F for 10 minutes

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today reminds me of this

proposal for a new system call, mkfafo(), for chaos engineering

There are two stages of a security career: Before you know the truth of what you read in the news on an incident, and after, when you know exactly what happened and can't say a single fucking thing.

Dear hotel architects: nobody wants a bathroom with a curtain, or a sliding glass door, or shutters, or any of that shit. We want a solid regular door.

"We tell the computer what the expected answers are. What are our previous observations? And it learns the function. AI is a bit of a universal function approximator." - Jensen Huang during the latest NVDA earnings call

Less scary. Still cool.

Cringe is the new cool.

my aunt died and left me a large amount of money on the condition that I stopped painting, but I refused because I believe in composition over inheritance.

Group leader: What are you anxious about

Me: [thinking about how I can’t get my dwarves to transport the corpses of the giant badgers they killed so they get butchered in Dwarf Fortress] um my children’s future, nuclear war and stuff

Me, driving with my 9yo and 10yo sons through downtown LA, hoping they'll appreciate the change of scenery and the vibrant activity: "Boys, look around. It's the big city. See all the buildings and people?"

10yo: "This place looks like it's been griefed."