josh
@joshvelvet.bsky.social
i followed my dreams and my dreams said to crawl
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as a child in the 90's, every so often i get vietnam flashbacks of craig charles announcing in robot wars that the judges will be basing their decision on style, control, damage and agression
December 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM
as a child in the 90's, every so often i get vietnam flashbacks of craig charles announcing in robot wars that the judges will be basing their decision on style, control, damage and agression
i love that my email has a sense of humour
December 10, 2024 at 5:20 PM
i love that my email has a sense of humour
first time using the zoom on the new phone at a “gig” for @nee_massey’s book. a lovely evening hearing about the book and a few songs and anecdotes. thanks for chatting to us afterwards and signing the book (i always get shy and i hate that 🙃)
November 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
first time using the zoom on the new phone at a “gig” for @nee_massey’s book. a lovely evening hearing about the book and a few songs and anecdotes. thanks for chatting to us afterwards and signing the book (i always get shy and i hate that 🙃)
sorting out a bunch of my videos thanks to running out of iCloud space and it seems i have a bunch of videos of it raining in america
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
sorting out a bunch of my videos thanks to running out of iCloud space and it seems i have a bunch of videos of it raining in america
i've had a dog around in some capacity now for 15+ years, and there are things that puppy Bowie is doing that i've never had happen. this week, he was struggling to shit so he moved around and kindly streaked it across my shoe 🙃
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
i've had a dog around in some capacity now for 15+ years, and there are things that puppy Bowie is doing that i've never had happen. this week, he was struggling to shit so he moved around and kindly streaked it across my shoe 🙃
“i got a robot and i’m fucking it senseless” is a peak green day lyric
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
“i got a robot and i’m fucking it senseless” is a peak green day lyric
fantastic start to my year:
- burst a car tyre on new year’s day
- currently battling the worst sickness bug i’ve dealt with in at least ten years
- (almost definitely) being made redundant at work
2024 is really testing me and it’s barely begun 🙃
- burst a car tyre on new year’s day
- currently battling the worst sickness bug i’ve dealt with in at least ten years
- (almost definitely) being made redundant at work
2024 is really testing me and it’s barely begun 🙃
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
fantastic start to my year:
- burst a car tyre on new year’s day
- currently battling the worst sickness bug i’ve dealt with in at least ten years
- (almost definitely) being made redundant at work
2024 is really testing me and it’s barely begun 🙃
- burst a car tyre on new year’s day
- currently battling the worst sickness bug i’ve dealt with in at least ten years
- (almost definitely) being made redundant at work
2024 is really testing me and it’s barely begun 🙃
the photos widget keeps showing me my own eyes. which is an odd choice of focus for this selfie as the mona lisa is just above me 🤷🏼♂️
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
the photos widget keeps showing me my own eyes. which is an odd choice of focus for this selfie as the mona lisa is just above me 🤷🏼♂️
we’ve dubbed bowie’s new fluffy hair the bohawk
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
we’ve dubbed bowie’s new fluffy hair the bohawk
just saw the cost of living referred to as cossie livs so if anyone speaks to me in the next few days while i remember this i’m not sorry
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
just saw the cost of living referred to as cossie livs so if anyone speaks to me in the next few days while i remember this i’m not sorry
after rewatching perks of being a wallflower, my biggest criticism is that a bunch of hipsters didn’t know the song “heroes” by david bowie. get the absolute fuck outta here, they were naming lesser known smiths tracks!
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
after rewatching perks of being a wallflower, my biggest criticism is that a bunch of hipsters didn’t know the song “heroes” by david bowie. get the absolute fuck outta here, they were naming lesser known smiths tracks!
i've solve the climate crisis. all you need to do is work out how to turn the endorphins that mums on facebook get for being the first to post about a celebrity death into fuel
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
i've solve the climate crisis. all you need to do is work out how to turn the endorphins that mums on facebook get for being the first to post about a celebrity death into fuel
reasons my puppy is angry this afternoon:
* he can’t fit under the TV unit that he could never fit under
* he can’t splash his water all over the kitchen
* i’m not allowing him to eat his toy box, and have the nerve to insist he chews his toys instead
* he can’t fit under the TV unit that he could never fit under
* he can’t splash his water all over the kitchen
* i’m not allowing him to eat his toy box, and have the nerve to insist he chews his toys instead
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
reasons my puppy is angry this afternoon:
* he can’t fit under the TV unit that he could never fit under
* he can’t splash his water all over the kitchen
* i’m not allowing him to eat his toy box, and have the nerve to insist he chews his toys instead
* he can’t fit under the TV unit that he could never fit under
* he can’t splash his water all over the kitchen
* i’m not allowing him to eat his toy box, and have the nerve to insist he chews his toys instead
so hi twitter or whatever this is called now. we got a little puppy and we called it bowie and “we are deep in the oh my god what have we done” phase
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
so hi twitter or whatever this is called now. we got a little puppy and we called it bowie and “we are deep in the oh my god what have we done” phase
a wonderful night at the corn exchange watching @bellesglasgow do their thing once again
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
a wonderful night at the corn exchange watching @bellesglasgow do their thing once again
saw a clip of die hard with paul gleason. anytime i see that man it just reminds me of the most pefect fuck off in cinema
youtu.be/PRi0FT8uYMY
youtu.be/PRi0FT8uYMY
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
saw a clip of die hard with paul gleason. anytime i see that man it just reminds me of the most pefect fuck off in cinema
youtu.be/PRi0FT8uYMY
youtu.be/PRi0FT8uYMY
wore my 10k run tshirt from last weekend to show off at parkrun today, but little did i know the distain the 10k shirt designer had for nipples.
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
wore my 10k run tshirt from last weekend to show off at parkrun today, but little did i know the distain the 10k shirt designer had for nipples.
i’m getting pushed tweets on my for you by an influencer who thinks he’s the first person to ever discover floor fans. sometimes i’m devastated to still be alive in the year of our lord 2023
November 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
i’m getting pushed tweets on my for you by an influencer who thinks he’s the first person to ever discover floor fans. sometimes i’m devastated to still be alive in the year of our lord 2023
what the fuck is this description? wickes writing checks this bracket cannot hope to cash
November 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
what the fuck is this description? wickes writing checks this bracket cannot hope to cash
is there a more toxic relationship than hating on ticketmaster for everything they do and every fibre of their business practice while furiously refreshing their website for the smallest chance a ticket will fall out?
November 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
is there a more toxic relationship than hating on ticketmaster for everything they do and every fibre of their business practice while furiously refreshing their website for the smallest chance a ticket will fall out?
after 150 hours i’ve finally completed final fantasy x, one of my favourite childhood games to 100% and now i never need to play this game again.
November 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
after 150 hours i’ve finally completed final fantasy x, one of my favourite childhood games to 100% and now i never need to play this game again.
sure my parents will be thrilled with how well we’re looking after their dog
November 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
sure my parents will be thrilled with how well we’re looking after their dog
energy saving events is the most PR term i’ve heard all year
November 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
energy saving events is the most PR term i’ve heard all year