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Joslyn Hansen
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Interests include: bars with One Direction on the digital jukebox
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good timeline imo
A tweet sharing an article that confirms voters don’t care about anti-trans issues, they care about the economy, followed by a George Wallace tweet “yo mamma so stupid she thinks someone else being trans negatively impacts her in some way”
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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BREAKING: Cuomo has just been endorsed by Gwi-Ma
Image of Gwi-Ma, the demon final boss of K-Pop Demon Hunters. Sort of a nebulous red-purple mouth and eyes in a large cloud
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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ICONIC WORK
GBBO illustration of this series’ Iain from Belfast’s tribute to series 5’s Iain from Belfast’s infamous Baked Alaska Bingate
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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How exactly do you think AI works fam
Someone who does LOTS of AI art posts “My AI skills are pretty good and I’ve worked hard to do that without major environmental implications because I’m not a 100,000 square foot data center or doing AI training. That dude was big mad today.”
July 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Claire Danes as Juliet, wet from the pool
May 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Poster for Next Stop Wonderland, picturing Hope Davis above a Boston T car
May 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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A film that takes place where you’re from
Jeremy Piven and David Spade in PCU, modeled on Wesleyan, a college in Middletown, CT
April 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Not the point, but a fun bit of TL convergence
A post from Saeed Jones saying “Oh wow, the youths are wearing jorts again.” immediately followed by a post from Jorts the Cat starting “Not good!”
March 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I have referenced this quote monthly since I read it
From a 2023 article in New York Magazine: "In the Watchmen writers' room, we would play this game called Is It a Show?" says Damon Lindelof, who co-created Lost and The Leftovers. "Somebody would name a title, logline, and one of the actors, and we'd have to guess whether it was real. But the joke was it was always a show. Some were in their second or third seasons, and none of us - supposedly television professionals - had ever heard of them."
March 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Not my home but I know my way around
Kenney plays at an upright piano in Marie’s Crisis as patrons, probably belting songs from “Chicago”, surround it
March 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Looking up from my phone at #LoveisBlind when the dudes are catching up
March 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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What’s your sign?
A street sign from Munich, Germany showing a mom and child figure, crossed out. No Kids Zone. Hell yes.
February 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I wouldn’t!
Emily Bunt in The Devil Wears Prada saying “No. Shan’t.” She’s protesting everything bagels.
February 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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January TWO-ENTIETH is too late for college football
January 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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ummmm that was Andrew Jackson
Benjamin Walker and the cast of Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson on Broadway
January 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Bold of me to make braised red cabbage, and a raspberry coulis, wearing a cream wool sweater
Selfie of a man in a hospital bed with “I lived bitch” text caption
December 23, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Brb rioting
The NY Times Spelling Bee not accepting “zoot” as an acceptable word
December 12, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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The share feature from #SpotifyWrapped wouldn’t let me edit the text 🙄 but I’m pretty pleased with the results
Screen shot of my Spotify Wrapped showing my top artists as Taylor Swift, Chappell Roan, Niall Horan, Ashe, and Maggie Rogers
December 4, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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I TOLD Y’ALL #SpotifyWrapped
Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped showing my top song was “Running Out of Time” by Ashe
December 4, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Indeed
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Pls look at this 4th quarter and it’s not even showing the 2 missed PATs
Photo of a TV screen with a 24-17 score in the 4th quarter, Dallas over Washington
November 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Currently
Karl, a gray tabby cat, sleeping with his paws stretched out on an ancient orange blanket
November 18, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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Already this app is providing an elevated experience to the alternative
November 10, 2024 at 3:05 AM