Martin
@jourdmart.bsky.social
Bloke from Castleford. Witter about rugby, NFL, cricket, music, guitars, politics, cooking, dogs and stuff. [email protected], independent, NetSuite functional specialist.
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What a sick, demented bastard. A mother is dead, and this dickhead is making her part of his 2028 campaign platform 24 hours later.
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
What a sick, demented bastard. A mother is dead, and this dickhead is making her part of his 2028 campaign platform 24 hours later.
Does he think we don't have eyes? He's a worse cunt than Trump.
JD Vance: "Ramming an ICE officer with your car -- that's what justifies being shot ... the reason this woman is dead is because she tried to ram somebody with her car and that guy acted in self defense"
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Does he think we don't have eyes? He's a worse cunt than Trump.
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You may have seen the Christmas campaign from Waitrose, which features two versions of She's A Star. Stream the original here: james.lnk.to/star and the orchestral version here: james.lnk.to/starorch NBL x
#James #ShesAStar #ThePerfectGift
#James #ShesAStar #ThePerfectGift
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You may have seen the Christmas campaign from Waitrose, which features two versions of She's A Star. Stream the original here: james.lnk.to/star and the orchestral version here: james.lnk.to/starorch NBL x
#James #ShesAStar #ThePerfectGift
#James #ShesAStar #ThePerfectGift
This is the content I'm here for!
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This is the content I'm here for!
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
Adams has destroyed my fantasy matchup today
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Adams has destroyed my fantasy matchup today
I think there are 3 close to perfect albums:
Queen II
Rumours
Millionaires
Arturus Rex joins that list. Beautiful songs joined up in a string that tells a story of a life, with amazing string arrangements and brass, heartbreaking, uplifting, funny, engaging. Amazing, this band should be huge.
Queen II
Rumours
Millionaires
Arturus Rex joins that list. Beautiful songs joined up in a string that tells a story of a life, with amazing string arrangements and brass, heartbreaking, uplifting, funny, engaging. Amazing, this band should be huge.
October 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I think there are 3 close to perfect albums:
Queen II
Rumours
Millionaires
Arturus Rex joins that list. Beautiful songs joined up in a string that tells a story of a life, with amazing string arrangements and brass, heartbreaking, uplifting, funny, engaging. Amazing, this band should be huge.
Queen II
Rumours
Millionaires
Arturus Rex joins that list. Beautiful songs joined up in a string that tells a story of a life, with amazing string arrangements and brass, heartbreaking, uplifting, funny, engaging. Amazing, this band should be huge.
There's going to be a military coup in the States after that unhinged performance
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
There's going to be a military coup in the States after that unhinged performance
They're desperate for a war
This is the cringiest MF on the planet. He’s actually saying this to our most senior military officers from around the world.
September 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
They're desperate for a war
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PHOTO OF THE DAY. Horrror film stars Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and Peter Cushing (1983). 📷 Terry O’Neill
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Horrror film stars Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and Peter Cushing (1983). 📷 Terry O’Neill
"Quick Dave, write something anti ICE on the bullet casing"
"Erm, ok Dwight"
"Erm, ok Dwight"
September 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Quick Dave, write something anti ICE on the bullet casing"
"Erm, ok Dwight"
"Erm, ok Dwight"
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This is where the empty headed Flag shagging leads.
Race hate.
Race hate.
August 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This is where the empty headed Flag shagging leads.
Race hate.
Race hate.
Calm the chuff down lads #thecricket
August 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Calm the chuff down lads #thecricket
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When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
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URGENT MISSING PERSON: Police helicopter is circling St. Aiden‘s nature reserve between Great Preston and Allerton Bywater in Leeds following concerns for a missing 26 yr old male from Leeds, Charlie Mitchell.
He was last seen heading towards St Aiden's nature reserve… apple.co/3Yt1O8R
He was last seen heading towards St Aiden's nature reserve… apple.co/3Yt1O8R
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
URGENT MISSING PERSON: Police helicopter is circling St. Aiden‘s nature reserve between Great Preston and Allerton Bywater in Leeds following concerns for a missing 26 yr old male from Leeds, Charlie Mitchell.
He was last seen heading towards St Aiden's nature reserve… apple.co/3Yt1O8R
He was last seen heading towards St Aiden's nature reserve… apple.co/3Yt1O8R
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PM Tuxley and President Zelenskyy agree to end the duel between Mr. Trump and Mr. MUSK within 24 hours. If both men agree, therapy talks will begin immediately. The MEAN POSTING MUST STOP!
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
PM Tuxley and President Zelenskyy agree to end the duel between Mr. Trump and Mr. MUSK within 24 hours. If both men agree, therapy talks will begin immediately. The MEAN POSTING MUST STOP!
Two twats fighting in a sack...of their own shit. Glorious!
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Two twats fighting in a sack...of their own shit. Glorious!
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PHOTO OF THE DAY. Horrror film stars Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and Peter Cushing (1983). 📷 Terry O’Neill
May 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Horrror film stars Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and Peter Cushing (1983). 📷 Terry O’Neill
Morning! I am a NetSuite functional consultant, specialising in core financials, with experience in WMS & CRM. Open for outside IR35 contract opportunities. Based in Leeds, able to work remotely or hybrid & in any time zone. Please get in touch if you require NetSuite expertise!
www.mjncs.co.uk
www.mjncs.co.uk
MJNCS LTD | Netsuite functional consultancy
MJNCS LTD
Trusted partner for Netsuite functional consultancy. I specialise in helping businesses optimise their Netsuite usage and streamline their operations. Let me guide you through the process a...
www.mjncs.co.uk
April 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Morning! I am a NetSuite functional consultant, specialising in core financials, with experience in WMS & CRM. Open for outside IR35 contract opportunities. Based in Leeds, able to work remotely or hybrid & in any time zone. Please get in touch if you require NetSuite expertise!
www.mjncs.co.uk
www.mjncs.co.uk
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Pals - SHE IS HERE!!!!! It's my ultra special, very beautiful, really exciting Medieval Apocalypse show. This was a labour of love for me, and a chance to nerd out at levels heretofore unknown. The art! The drama! The peasant uprisings! My coat! Check! It! Out!
access.historyhit.com/videos/medie...
access.historyhit.com/videos/medie...
Medieval Apocalypse - Documentaries - History Hit
For medieval people, the apocalypse was not some distant prophecy—it was an imminent reality shaping their lives.
In Medieval Apocalypse, historian Dr. Eleanor Janega embarks on a journey through En...
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April 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Pals - SHE IS HERE!!!!! It's my ultra special, very beautiful, really exciting Medieval Apocalypse show. This was a labour of love for me, and a chance to nerd out at levels heretofore unknown. The art! The drama! The peasant uprisings! My coat! Check! It! Out!
access.historyhit.com/videos/medie...
access.historyhit.com/videos/medie...
Been out to forget the world for a few hours.
April 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Been out to forget the world for a few hours.
Decided to set up a work account. Give me a follow if you're into anything NetSuite related! Thanks. @mjncs.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Decided to set up a work account. Give me a follow if you're into anything NetSuite related! Thanks. @mjncs.bsky.social