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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid
@jparish.bsky.social
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Retronauts Co-Host, NES Works Producer, Limited Run Book Guy, and RGB addict. Did not invent the word "Metroidvania." He/him. Header pic by Sonya Yruel.
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 7h
Somehow I got a 27" Trinitron from Montgomery Ward to my apartment in a ’99 Nissan Sentra. I don't remember how, pretty sure the PTSD sent me spiraling into a fugue state
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 7h
Ask again after I've lugged it up the three flights of stairs to my home office 😭
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 7h
MIATA LOGISTICS UPDATE:

- A 20" Sony PVM can be transported without lasting harm to vehicle or driver

Good night and god bless
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 8h
Like the Grinch, my heart grew three sizes just by looking at this photo. Now off to Urgent Care, I guess
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 14h
Today! I wrap up my video retrospective series on the TurboGrafx-16's launch lineup. Onward to Q4 1989, then: youtu.be/F-MPhSxYnzk
Kick-axe action: Vigilante & The Legendary Axe | Turbo Works 04
YouTube video by Jeremy Parish | Video Works
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah, these guys are Trump's latest Cabinet picks
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
“This Halloween, Jigsaw’s gonna knock your SAWX off”
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
It’s the yodeling
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
You would love the other side of the room, where I have basically all the Classified Cobra vehicles and figures set up (the Joes are at my non-home office)
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
He LOVED the furry/anthro hacker’s work though
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
I’m gonna be honest, this stuff doesn’t paint him in the best light
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
I strongly encourage you to make a terrible financial choice and get a copy
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
This hoser wasn't cool enough to hang with Cold Slither
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
That tracks—my parents were in that first wave and fall into the bizarre demographic of "attend a conservative Christian church every Sunday while being socially and politically progressive", which likely explains how I turned out the way I did
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
The Focus album seen above turned out to be in kinda rough shape, but it's still the first time I've really had a chance to listen to the band, so I enjoyed it.

I can only describe their sound as "the guy from Magma became Camel's vocalist" (not pejorative)
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
The vehicle so dumb that even in its obligatory comic book appearance, Hama wrote the test run verdict as "yeah this thing is so useless that we will never use it again"
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
Your mom and I felt that it was finally time now that you're old enough
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
No, Boba Fett was definitely killed by the giant vagina dentata monster, whose temporal proximity to Lucas' painful divorce was surely a total coincidence
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, the dream is to get proper built-ins, but until i'm rich these things are much better than having all of my music sitting unused in boxes
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
Hold up…

Computer: enhance
It is Cold Slither, a band of vipers playing their tune
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
In happier news, my audio corner is now fully set up and ready for combat. It isn’t pretty, but then, neither are most of the bands I listen to
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
OK, I may very well be misremembering his remarks!
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
I've seen him express disdain for immigrants and LGBTQ rights, so he's not any shade of left that I choose to recognize
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
It's a damn shame that Roger Waters turned out be a right-weird weirdo after all, because I just had a GREAT idea for a new track that Pink Floyd could add to an updated version of "Animals"
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d
George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear
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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 1d
Ok