JG Pasterjak
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JG Pasterjak
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Grassroots Motorsports magazine Tech Editor (personal account). Writer, racer, comic, bird pop.
Honored you’d say that because it’s not by accident. We were always huge fans of CCC.
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Me over here on break from load blowing to thank the angels for their dedication.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No FOMO like “drove a press car to the GWAR show” FOMO. I just take my truck with the machine washable seat covers now.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yeah all these leftover SA2020s are really tempting at the moment.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The measure bar speed in RPM*

(*Revolutions Per Margarita)
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fine, regrettably, is my rep. And, yes, he's as much of a piece of crap as he seems like.
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I have a spot in my yard where I pee a lot but now it smells like pee
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"Much have I suffahed, labahed long and hahd by now
in the waves and waahrs."

God I would be in the center seat of the first showing on day 1 for this.
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The email drop today basically fast tracks her pardon unfortunately.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The only repercussion here is that this just fast tracked Maxwell's inevitable pardon.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
These will be installed almost entirely on SEMA builds, creating a perfectly circular ecosystem.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
They committed the international crime of having more oil than they could defend from us indefinitely.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My faves are the ones that aren't full-on Christmas ads, but they're playing something like "Most wonderful Time of the Year" that isn't a full Christmas jam, but still highly Christmas adjacent, and people are decorating with everything but a tree/wreath/Santa.
Like, guys, we get it. Just say it
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Yeah any proven B-Spec car seems reasonable. Fit, Mazda2, Mini, Fiesta. Useful, affordable, and have a built-in recipe of available and reasonably-priced mods that don't ruin them.
October 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What's on the list?
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We’re one or two dumb whiteboard presentations away from Google Earth vacations, aren’t we?
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Normalcy bias is a hell of a drug
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Darkest Mad-lib.
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is like the shit a 12 year old says when they get busted.
October 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The ol' 8-6-2 double play, just like they drew it up.
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM