GORBAN
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GORBAN
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searching for the POWR*WEPN, no wizards
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
GORBAN vows to SLAY and CONSUME more FIBER GOLEMS. Taerds as big as LOGS. GORBAN imagining GORBAN is a DINOSAUR
March 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
GORBAN can handle ONE WURGLEPUP. THREE is TRICKSY.
January 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
At the HEALERS waiting for the SHAMAN. MAGICK BOX displaying GOLDEN GIRLS. WONDER if related to AX BATTLER. GORBAN laughs at the ANTICS. WARRIOR WOMEN.
January 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
GORBAN found out that BLANKA is really a KAPPA. Do NOT go SWIMMING with him.
January 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
GORBAN sprayed MEAD out of GORBANS nose LAUGHING when ZAMZAR said "MIST COULD PASS..." after PUNCHING a PUZZLE TROLL blocking the BRIDGE into a BLOODSPLOSION
January 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
GORBAN just experienced PUNY, BABBY EARTHQUAKE of 2.8. Lil GORBAN was too busy MAGIC SLAB to care.
January 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
GORBAN also postive the GOLDEN AXE is not the POWR*WEPN. GORBAN swung it at a STEAK ELEMENTAL and it bended and DEFORMED. Because it is GOLD.
January 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
GORBAN asked AX BATTLER why he is called AX BATTLER when he uses a SWORD. AX BATTLER just SHRUGGED and said the BAD BROTHERS were not all so BAD. Did confirm they were BROTHERS.
January 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
RASTAN is a FRIEND of GORBAN. His LEGEND is not a DUPLICATE of GORBANS FEATS. NASTAR however is more blatant than FAKER
January 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
GORBAN BROKE the RECORD as SKOOL announced 4th DAY of CLOSURE
January 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
THIRD day announced no SKOOL for LIL GORBAN. 3 INCHES SNOW = 3 DAYS SNOWPOCALYPSE
January 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
GORBAN not HAPPY strange THIRSTBOTS following GORBAN. *HENSHIN*
January 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
REJOICE for there Is SNOW. LIL GORBAN shall SHIRK STUDIES as decreed by SKOOL.
January 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Bear makes GORBAN PROUD
January 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
GORBAN should BATTLE the BURGER KING. They are a FALSE MONARCHY.
January 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
GORBAN PONDERS why EARTH chooses RULERS POORLY. GORBAN declined RULE after SLAYING the BORBEAST of THUNDERCLAP and these WIZARDS could NOT accomplish that TASK.
January 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
GORBAN dislikes THUMBS ON SCALES. Collects WIZARDS THUMBS.
December 31, 2024 at 7:00 PM
GORBAN LAUGHS when WIZARDS MONEY spells WEAR OFF the PUBLICK.
December 28, 2024 at 11:02 PM
MS. GORBAN got GORBAN the PERFECT REMINDER of GORBAN'S tragic PAST. Shall SLEEP with VENGEANCE in GORBAN'S heart.
December 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
GORBAN'S gift from GORBAN JR. It stands for JELLY MUSK.
December 25, 2024 at 4:53 PM
GORBAN got SOCKS made from GLORBEAST FUR from ZAMZAR. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
December 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM
GORBAN not know why there is so much CHEER. But GORBAN will CHEER along in IGNORANCE. MAY the next BOAR you slay be MEATY AND DELICIOUS
December 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Lil GORBAN earned her ORANGE BELT WHITE STRIPE today. Only TRAINED for 4 WEEKS. KARATE CHOP.
December 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 4:00 AM