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JP Coutelier
@jpcoutelier.bsky.social
Wherein our hero, an autistic sci-fi and fantasy author, battles the evils of Anxiety and its villainous cohorts; Procrastination and Executive Dysfunction.

Fan stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/jpenstock.bsky.social

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books2read.com/u/mvzYGz Many fairy tales begin with a child. Rejected, broken, orphaned, then found by a seemingly magic being that will grant them any wish. Many fairy tales, and this one is no exception. #books #scifi #sciencefiction #adventure #thriller #psychological
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#books #scifi #scifibooks #sffbooks #sciencefiction #adventure #thrillerbooks #psychological
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Irongate by J.P. Coutelier
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February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
#cockatiel #birb #birds #pets #travel #nevis
Nevis out in a park where we saw a heron doing its heron thing.
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I doubt it's possible to write anything completely apolitical, simply because whether we like it or not politics does affect every single aspect of our lives. But also calling something political can give the impression that an idea is heavily contested and debated, when often it really isn't.
February 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
#books #scifi #sciencefiction #art #sci-fi #irongate #ella #lilian

Lilian & Ella. They ran away from their orphanage when they were young, only to run into Titania who changed them and made them her henchwomen. Lilian (red hair) is usually very quiet and calm, while Ella is very aggressive.
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Enjoy this photo of a #squirrel Nevis and I saw when we were in #London. #nature #travel
February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKug... Oh... more good news. But I'm sure it'll be fine; it's not like we have leaders in the USA and Russia who treat everything as a dick measuring contest. #politics #nuclearweapons
The Last Nuclear Arms Treaty Expires Today
YouTube video by Tom Nicholas
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February 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
#books #scifi #sciencefiction #art #sci-fi #irongate #tenleytych

Tenley Tych enjoying a rare moment of calm. She's basically a superhero now so of course she hangs out on rooftops. The magpie that follows her sometimes still hasn't been given a name.
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
#cockatiel #birb #birds #pets #travel #nevis

There's an aviary in one of the parks in town that we often pass by.
February 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
#books #scifi #sciencefiction #art #sci-fi #irongate #kayacade

Kaya Cade about to meet HULL - the HeUristic anaLysis and Learning machine that resides in Jenn's lighthouse. Images made and rendered in DazStudio.
February 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Listen; you will know when my mid-life crisis has begun because I will buy a CB Radio. I have already decided that.
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
#cockatiel #birb #birds #pets #rain #nevis Enjoy this short video of Nevis enjoying the rain from under a porch.
Nevis In The Rain
YouTube video by NevisTheCockatiel
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February 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Reposted by JP Coutelier
Shout out to @probsnotaliens.bsky.social for an entertaining, informed, and nuanced podcast. If you’re not listening to @probsnotaliens.bsky.social you should be. It fills an interesting niche where critical thinking and critical theory interact with Ancient Aliens.
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
#books #scifi #sciencefiction #art #sci-fi #irongate #tenleytych Tenley Tych, having been granted new powers by Titania, is immediately thrown into a pit to fight a troll.
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
#cockatiel #birb #birds #pets #travel #nevis

So, you know how IPhones record a couple seconds of video when you take a photo? I thought I had turned that off, but as I was cleaning up my photos there were lots. So, I compiled them all into one video of Nevis's travels in 2025.
Nevis Clips 2025
YouTube video by NevisTheCockatiel
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February 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
#cockatiel #birb #birds #pets #travel #nevis I've more or less caught up with Nevis's travels last year, but as soon as the weather allows we'll start having trips in 2026. Maybe take some more video as well; turn this into a proper travelogue.
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
#books #scifi #sciencefiction #art #sci-fi #irongate #kayacade

“So you see, Officer Dibbles, I’m really just a victim of determinism. The universe gave me no choice but to punch that man.”

Kaya Cade after getting herself fired from her job.
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Oh no... I was browsing with Firefox and accidentally brought up an AI summary of this very profile. Let's have a look at what it says:
February 1, 2026 at 2:26 PM
#cockatiel #birb #birds #pets #travel #nevis #southampton #janeausten

It is said? I mean, you could just say anything, couldn't you? You know it is said - by me, right now - that Julius Caesar's legionaries once threw him a birthday party where my hotel now stands.
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 PM
#drwho After watching the #DoctorWho spin-off, #TheWarBetweenTheLand&TheSea, I think what I really, really, want to see, is for someone to redo all of the romance scenes, but replace Salt with a classic #SeaDevil from the 1970's:
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 AM
February 1, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Any time I see some of my old writing, even from just a couple years ago, I'm left wondering what I was thinking there? Why'd I write it like that? I'm sure there must have been a reason that made sense at the time.
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
#books #scifi #sciencefiction #art #sci-fi #irongate #kayacade

"I’m doing you a favor... You really want to spend all that money on something he’s just going to pluck at for a few days then give up when he doesn’t already sound like Hendrix?”

"Who's Hendrix?"

Kaya about to get herself fired.
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
#cockatiel #birb #birds #pets #travel #nevis #toysrus

'There's a magical place we're on our way there,
With toys in their millions,
All under One roof...'

Last year passing by a Toys'R'Us where I grew up, just before it got demolished. 😭
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
#books #scifi #sciencefiction #art #sci-fi #tenleytych Tenley Tych with a big hammer. Just because.
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
#cockatiel #birb #birds #pets #travel #nevis Once the HQ of the #UK Automobile Association. Sadly, we missed it a few months ago when Tom Holland was filming scenes for #Spider-Man: Brand New Day here.
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM