Jay P. Hurray
jphurray.bsky.social
Jay P. Hurray
@jphurray.bsky.social
Goof data sports stupid stuff. Eagles Phillies Liverpool Wrasslin go go go
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If you’re a loved one of mine reading this. Stop now. Do not check out all my posts. Not that there’s anything salacious. It’s just stupid stuff don’t waste your time.
The best part of the Seahawks in prime time is when the producers feel like they have to put grunge music into the commercial transitions.
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Trump got Maduro? Huh. Thats funny. I always thought he was a Pfizer guy.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Shoe on the other foot, Fox News would be running 24-hr max defcon graphics and calling for impeachment right now. Legacy media libs aren’t matching the energy . Not even close. We just hijacked a country.
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
How long til we get an NFL team in Venezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Hi guys
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Don’t worry, democrats will come out with a strong statement about this whole Venezuela regime change,

after running it by several think tanks and independent voter focus groups of course 🤓👆
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I am back after a 3 month hiatus- to goofy post thru the geopolitical anxiety I’m feeling
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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sorry you followed for that one post but it gets much worse
July 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The main antagonist of Happy Gilmore 2 should’ve been Bryson dechambeau being team lead of Maxi. And his character is just himself in real life.

He could’ve been the new Shooter McGavin for the rest of time.
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is way too many words for a simple “No”…unless the answer is …not no
Reporter: Are you considering a pardon Ghislaine Maxwell?

Trump: I’m allowed to give her a pardon
July 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
RIP HULK HOGAN. Last image of him in WWE was shilling shitty beer and getting boo’d to hell at wrestlemania lmao. A fitting end for our complicated hero
July 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My social media is a constant cycle of:

Dumbass says ridiculous thing.

Politician side say, “See, that’s all of you”

Then that gets a bunch of engagement.

Then it gets on my algorithm cuz it gets all that engagement.
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It’s the right’s favorite thing.

But the left is doing it now more too
July 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If Mac Miller were still alive he’d probly tell the Pirates owner to sell the team lol
July 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
There’s a Trump Epstein naked woman doodle birthday secret love letter out there …and a copy of it is going to be seen by the world one way or another. (Perhaps)
July 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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It's 2025. Why aren't we teleporting yet? This is bullshit.
July 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Midwest emo Band named ‘Traditional Banking Solutions’
July 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Mentally I’m stuck here in one of these:
July 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
All these summer sales are all like “our $80 sweatshirt is now $60- what a deal! Get it now!”

No
July 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We don’t talk enough about how crazy it is that if you put aluminum foil in the oven for a long time, that it really doesn’t get hot. Pretty neat stuff. Science. Ya know.
July 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Do the right thing , AEW . Lol
July 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Spending money on stupid shit just to feel alive
July 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Celebrating 4th of July like:
a sign that says it 's our soft-day hangs from a ceiling fan
ALT: a sign that says it 's our soft-day hangs from a ceiling fan
media.tenor.com
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Todays silly July 4th hat
July 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM