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Jay P. Hurray
@jphurray.bsky.social
· Mar 26
If you’re a loved one of mine reading this. Stop now. Do not check out all my posts. Not that there’s anything salacious. It’s just stupid stuff don’t waste your time.
GET JOSH DOBBS WARMED UP 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
GET JOSH DOBBS WARMED UP 😂
Not enough songs praising Papa John’s out there.
Sure. There’s Femininomenom …but there should be more.
Papa is #1 fast food pizza for real real. Gtfo dominos
Sure. There’s Femininomenom …but there should be more.
Papa is #1 fast food pizza for real real. Gtfo dominos
February 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Not enough songs praising Papa John’s out there.
Sure. There’s Femininomenom …but there should be more.
Papa is #1 fast food pizza for real real. Gtfo dominos
Sure. There’s Femininomenom …but there should be more.
Papa is #1 fast food pizza for real real. Gtfo dominos
LMAO who told the Republicans about rotten tomatoes ?!
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
LMAO who told the Republicans about rotten tomatoes ?!
Snow shovels should come out every year with a new model like golf clubs.
Like “damn. You see Frank’s new Callaway Sim 2 Max shovel? I’ve been meaning to upgrade to that one.”
Like “damn. You see Frank’s new Callaway Sim 2 Max shovel? I’ve been meaning to upgrade to that one.”
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Snow shovels should come out every year with a new model like golf clubs.
Like “damn. You see Frank’s new Callaway Sim 2 Max shovel? I’ve been meaning to upgrade to that one.”
Like “damn. You see Frank’s new Callaway Sim 2 Max shovel? I’ve been meaning to upgrade to that one.”
January 31, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Funniest royal rumble plausible winners:
1) Jey Uso again
2) Logan Paul
2) Cody again
3) Brock Lesnar
4) Roman to auto set him up as mania main event again
5) LA knight & Sami Zayn- internet banter would be unbearable
1) Jey Uso again
2) Logan Paul
2) Cody again
3) Brock Lesnar
4) Roman to auto set him up as mania main event again
5) LA knight & Sami Zayn- internet banter would be unbearable
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Funniest royal rumble plausible winners:
1) Jey Uso again
2) Logan Paul
2) Cody again
3) Brock Lesnar
4) Roman to auto set him up as mania main event again
5) LA knight & Sami Zayn- internet banter would be unbearable
1) Jey Uso again
2) Logan Paul
2) Cody again
3) Brock Lesnar
4) Roman to auto set him up as mania main event again
5) LA knight & Sami Zayn- internet banter would be unbearable
Just logging on to say it’s fucking bullshit that royal rumble is at 2pm.
Best single night of Muh WRESTLING 🤼 of the year - and the card is actually stacked - and wait a minute… it’s not at night…they just sold it off cuz …blood money.
And you gotta watch live cuz it gets spoiled a million ways
Best single night of Muh WRESTLING 🤼 of the year - and the card is actually stacked - and wait a minute… it’s not at night…they just sold it off cuz …blood money.
And you gotta watch live cuz it gets spoiled a million ways
January 31, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Just logging on to say it’s fucking bullshit that royal rumble is at 2pm.
Best single night of Muh WRESTLING 🤼 of the year - and the card is actually stacked - and wait a minute… it’s not at night…they just sold it off cuz …blood money.
And you gotta watch live cuz it gets spoiled a million ways
Best single night of Muh WRESTLING 🤼 of the year - and the card is actually stacked - and wait a minute… it’s not at night…they just sold it off cuz …blood money.
And you gotta watch live cuz it gets spoiled a million ways
Haircuts should count towards your deductible
January 27, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Haircuts should count towards your deductible
Winter insanity status: Looking up used 6 hybrid golf clubs on eBay.
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Winter insanity status: Looking up used 6 hybrid golf clubs on eBay.
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2 hours of shoveling & I feel fine I don’t know what my fellow 38-year old Philadelphians are complaining about.
[sits down to take off boots & hears the pained grunt my dad used to make, realizes in horror it came from me, want to jump up & scream but my back suddenly seized]
[sits down to take off boots & hears the pained grunt my dad used to make, realizes in horror it came from me, want to jump up & scream but my back suddenly seized]
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
2 hours of shoveling & I feel fine I don’t know what my fellow 38-year old Philadelphians are complaining about.
[sits down to take off boots & hears the pained grunt my dad used to make, realizes in horror it came from me, want to jump up & scream but my back suddenly seized]
[sits down to take off boots & hears the pained grunt my dad used to make, realizes in horror it came from me, want to jump up & scream but my back suddenly seized]
Arsenal are gonna tie this and we all know it
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Arsenal are gonna tie this and we all know it
There’s no room to think about the dystopian Hell hole that is slowly enveloping us when theres 6 HOURS OF CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP FOOBALLLL TODAY
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
There’s no room to think about the dystopian Hell hole that is slowly enveloping us when theres 6 HOURS OF CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP FOOBALLLL TODAY
Ya know. Most boomers didn’t see the Alex Pretti video anddddd
Meet the Press on NBC comes on and both sides the story🤮
Meet the Press on NBC comes on and both sides the story🤮
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Ya know. Most boomers didn’t see the Alex Pretti video anddddd
Meet the Press on NBC comes on and both sides the story🤮
Meet the Press on NBC comes on and both sides the story🤮
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Gonna turn off the news and go hike an active volcano.
January 24, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Gonna turn off the news and go hike an active volcano.
Uh oh . The DOOM thoughts are starting to win in my head
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Uh oh . The DOOM thoughts are starting to win in my head
I need a Ms Rachel but for sports podcasts
January 24, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I need a Ms Rachel but for sports podcasts
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The fact that I can’t legally gamble or “predict” the winner of the royal rumble is yet another sign of The Free Market failing.
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 AM
The fact that I can’t legally gamble or “predict” the winner of the royal rumble is yet another sign of The Free Market failing.
50% of Bron Breakker’s push is along the lines of “welp . SOMEBODY has to be next up”
January 24, 2026 at 4:36 AM
50% of Bron Breakker’s push is along the lines of “welp . SOMEBODY has to be next up”
If you squint closely, you can see me
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 AM
If you squint closely, you can see me
Repost this when Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes simultaneously eliminate each other to set up THE RUBBER MATCH at Wrestlemania
January 24, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Repost this when Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes simultaneously eliminate each other to set up THE RUBBER MATCH at Wrestlemania
Me, but one slice-a-bread peanut butter sandwiches folded in half
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Me, but one slice-a-bread peanut butter sandwiches folded in half
I have a good vinyl record player now….but wait a minute …i don’t think I actually like music
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I have a good vinyl record player now….but wait a minute …i don’t think I actually like music
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rc cola stands for roku city cola
January 24, 2026 at 3:12 AM
rc cola stands for roku city cola
