JP
@jpnew.bsky.social
Bumbling dad. Rah Virginia Mil, Hotty Toddy, Go Jackets.
Swing the bat, kid. I got a date.
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Swing the bat, kid. I got a date.
Found Mrs giggling, asked why. This is why.
Not funny. I'm a big boy. A big responsible boy who sometimes knows where my passport is and is sometimes ready to present it.
Not funny. I'm a big boy. A big responsible boy who sometimes knows where my passport is and is sometimes ready to present it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Found Mrs giggling, asked why. This is why.
Not funny. I'm a big boy. A big responsible boy who sometimes knows where my passport is and is sometimes ready to present it.
Not funny. I'm a big boy. A big responsible boy who sometimes knows where my passport is and is sometimes ready to present it.
Her: babe it's late, come to bed
Him: I'M CONSTRUCTING MY MASTERPIECE
Him: I'M CONSTRUCTING MY MASTERPIECE
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Her: babe it's late, come to bed
Him: I'M CONSTRUCTING MY MASTERPIECE
Him: I'M CONSTRUCTING MY MASTERPIECE
They were only with him for the physical stuff
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They were only with him for the physical stuff
I wfh and a church is my backyard neighbor. Me at 8am, noon, and 3pm when they ring the bells:
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I wfh and a church is my backyard neighbor. Me at 8am, noon, and 3pm when they ring the bells:
Never identified more with anyone than this man
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Never identified more with anyone than this man