Jessi Jessi
jpolypi.bsky.social
Jessi Jessi
@jpolypi.bsky.social
I like rocks and cats
I'm missing nine states all of them at an edge.
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Self: Hammerhead. They're just so goofy. Youngest: white tipped shark. Oldest: sawtooth shark. Spouse: whale shark cause they're just so cool.
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Kitchen better. Three batches of cookie dough chillin' in the fridge and one more in the queue.
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
To go ahead and make the cookies I need to clean the kitchen because baking in a cluttered kitchen doesn't bring me joy. There are so many steps before I can eat cookies!
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My last trip through an airport and there was a person having a video conversation at the sink. Is this a "kids these days" moment?
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'm sorry to say that fictional television *may* have attempted to stretch the truth a little bit.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My cat opens the wooden blinds to eat the spider plants "secured" in the window sill behind them. We're on window number three. If we don't move them around he gets destructive. So solid choice on the no plants thing.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So help me if these kids get my Benadryl taken away I'll shake my fist so hard.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you eat bacon: fry up at least 4 strips of bacon. Sauté 1-2 finely diced shallots in the grease, add sliced Brussels and sauté until bright green. Remove from heat, add chopped bacon, toss in equal amounts of dried cranberries and pecan pieces (about 1/2c. each per lb Brussels) best eaten warm
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is my very favorite podcast
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
As the aisle seat haver on my recent flight and also being a do not touch me stranger kind of person for the love of all that is good in the world b! and as often as others needs me to.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My hands and feet hurt so bad with this last round of COVID and it took a while after for that pain to ease. I hope it goes away for you!
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The stuff of horrors!
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Nachos are cereal so not too early at all.
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you eat meat they are quite good braised with a roast style of meat.
October 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I once witnessed a coming out that was along the lines of "I'm bisexual but don't worry I'm not into you"
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM