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J. Prometheus Birdsong
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Map guy radicalized by Sesame Street and the ‘salsa’ setting on the Casio keyboard in your mom’s basement. AI can’t read cursive
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When the bubble pops and they bail out all these useless AI companies I’m going to officially and formally lose my shit
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November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
📍for you know, future reference
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I dare anyone given any sort of ICE or DHS challenge coin to drop that shit at a bar. Do it
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November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Months of ‘governing’ via executive order and doing everything in his power to prevent the release of the files then suddenly when there are enough votes in congress just reverses course? Something stinks
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Im asking for help to save my front teeth. As many of you might know Ive spent my entire adult life as a full time artist, a lifestyle with little opportunity to afford basic health care over the years. Ive learned that without urgent surgery my teeth will likely abscess & be lost. Anything helps! ❤️‍🔥
Donate to Save Daniel's Smile: Urgent Dental Surgery, organized by Daniel Bachman
Hey there! And thanks for checking out my GoFundMe to help pay for dental su… Daniel Bachman needs your support for Save Daniel's Smile: Urgent Dental Surgery
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November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ok new assignment. I want you to read The Wild Shore by Kim Stanley Robinson.
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Quiet, piggy!”

Words spoken to a female journalist by Donald J. Trump President of the United States of America on this day 18 November 2025.

Let it forever be recorded in the books that he was truly a vile piece of shit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I really wish I could believe that all the mofos were someday going to stand before the creator and answer for the horrible shit they did in life but I really don’t so I want to see them punished af down here. Like Saint Bartholomew, peeled. Amen.
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I don’t think we should be funding a government that funnels all our money to foreign governments and the wealthy. Fuck all that. It’s serious bullshit and I’m going to need a whole lot of convincing not to change my W4 right fucking now.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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if you have a few spare coins, a local family could really use your help
My neighbors just up the street from us own A-squared pizza in Charlottesville, and their youngest was recently diagnosed with leukemia.

Their family is really nice, and this is a huge bummer right before the holidays. A GoFundMe has been set up for the family to help with everything.
Donate to Help Zoey Beat Leukemia, organized by Julie Bendle
Help Zoey Beat Leukemia Zoey is a precocious, funny, and determined 3-year-old who loves unicorn… Julie Bendle needs your support for Help Zoey Beat Leukemia
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November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just glad I don’t hold Nvidia or Tesla shares
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don’t think people are outraged and shrill enough when it comes to what is being covered up by the Republicans. We are talking about children. I dgaf if they are ten minutes short of being eighteen. It’s completely inexcusable.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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You showed dick pics of Hunter Biden on the floor of the US House Of Representatives.
Fuck off with your apology tour.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I think we should be asking Marge to explain her J6 statements then and now before gleefully inviting her to be an honorary Democrat. Ffs!
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Tuesdays vote should be interesting. Don’t fuck it up Democrats
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November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I think if we are going to discuss thinking of children as adults in terms of sex, we have to lower the age to possess firearms. You know, like the bleating sheep used to say incessantly, “protect the children!”
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Me reading about today’s absolutely insane news stories
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November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This is important. Go do this now. It’s easy
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I'm not a lawyer but neither is the head of the Justice Dept
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Another record I probably paid $2 for back when that sort of thing was possible. Now everyone thinks their Elton John's Greatest Hits is worth $30. Anyways....BAD BRAINS!
#nowspinning #vinyl #vinylcollection #badbrains
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me refreshing this app to check the latest UVA BOV hilarity
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November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM