John
@jpterra.bsky.social
If you’re cold; they’re cold. Please take your pets inside.
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
If you’re cold; they’re cold. Please take your pets inside.
Saints fans hate Tampa and Carolina a healthy amount. The hatred for Atlanta is entirely unhealthy.
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Saints fans hate Tampa and Carolina a healthy amount. The hatred for Atlanta is entirely unhealthy.
Pandora’s Box is just sitting forgotten on the metaphorical shelf of metaphors.
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Pandora’s Box is just sitting forgotten on the metaphorical shelf of metaphors.
I’ve had sweet “cornbread” that tasted great. But I wouldn’t dunk it in chili, therefore it wasn’t cornbread but corncake.
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’ve had sweet “cornbread” that tasted great. But I wouldn’t dunk it in chili, therefore it wasn’t cornbread but corncake.
That table deserves nothing less.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
That table deserves nothing less.
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Of course. It’s a Honda.
September 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Of course. It’s a Honda.
Yeah. The font seems more modern than the real answer.
August 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Yeah. The font seems more modern than the real answer.
This is a sci fi future we were promised.
July 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This is a sci fi future we were promised.
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3. Your small dog should get training. Yes, that dog in particular.
July 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
3. Your small dog should get training. Yes, that dog in particular.
You need to start using it in the cringiest ways you can. Rob the word of its power.
Like setting a controlled burn ahead of a forest fire.
Like setting a controlled burn ahead of a forest fire.
July 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You need to start using it in the cringiest ways you can. Rob the word of its power.
Like setting a controlled burn ahead of a forest fire.
Like setting a controlled burn ahead of a forest fire.
2 indexes!
The “If I had a nickel for every time. I’d only have two, but it’s weird that it happened twice” meme applies here.
The “If I had a nickel for every time. I’d only have two, but it’s weird that it happened twice” meme applies here.
July 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
2 indexes!
The “If I had a nickel for every time. I’d only have two, but it’s weird that it happened twice” meme applies here.
The “If I had a nickel for every time. I’d only have two, but it’s weird that it happened twice” meme applies here.
Steely Dan was right: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvz0...
Only A Fool Would Say That
YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Steely Dan was right: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvz0...
I remember using the cigarette vending machine for my mom. That’s right there used to be cigarette vending machines.
July 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I remember using the cigarette vending machine for my mom. That’s right there used to be cigarette vending machines.
It’s pretty hard to determine that a random bit of code won’t lose data, get hacked, or summon nasal demons.
July 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It’s pretty hard to determine that a random bit of code won’t lose data, get hacked, or summon nasal demons.
Software too! I know software engineering is the one profession everyone is ok with AI replacing, but there’s a huge difference between software that looks like it works and software that actually works.
July 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Software too! I know software engineering is the one profession everyone is ok with AI replacing, but there’s a huge difference between software that looks like it works and software that actually works.
Reconstruction 2: Electric Boogaloo
June 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reconstruction 2: Electric Boogaloo