As long as you don't forget who the real enemy is.

The Great Lakes.

Rioters are putting cheese under boxes held up with sticks and trapping ICE agents when they go for the cheese

The Alpharius and Omegon call here is not only the right one but shows a man of discerning taste.

If the world was just...

we are going to use this one a lot

just so many Oscars and Felixes

it has such a kick ass name too. Cincinnati is just so rad a name.

Send them to a farm upstate where they can run around freely and frolic and be happy?

I went with some friends to see The Offspring play when I was a junior in high school and while we were exhausted on the way home my friend told this joke and i have never heard a group of people laugh louder or longer than that night.

bullshit the American Dream is to ride dinosaurs. you can't fool me with your superhero shit. i dreamed of riding dinosaurs and being friends with a dinosaur that could talk.

where's my fucking talking dinosaur?