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J Real
@jreal.bsky.social
Interests, in descending order by years of experience: cats > literature > biochemistry > genetics > theatre > toddler parenting.
i have had a traumatic week of providing dietary fibre so please provide trigger warnings on this topic.
March 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I also lived
February 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
woohoo!

I self-referred for my first and there was an observer from the ministry present that day. WATCH ME GET SQUISHED IN HERE.
February 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A surgeon once referred to me as “delightful” in the notes, so no complaints here.
January 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
99% of the populace who weren’t paying attention
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
pls tell me what lottery tickets not to buy
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It was a real good one tho
January 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The worst. :(
January 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What a crappy thing to happen — hope your claim goes smoothly. (I used to have a cat named Harley fwiw.)
January 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Should I be concerned my 2yo treated her new puppy stuffie with the utmost care and empathy, and then dragged her new baby doll around by the foot and dropped it on its face? 😬
December 25, 2024 at 2:40 PM
milton hikes in summer pls
December 21, 2024 at 2:41 AM
That sucked.
December 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
tell me more
December 18, 2024 at 1:59 AM
haha ok. i’m plotting.
December 5, 2024 at 3:02 AM
did you scope out high chairs? #youhadonejob
December 5, 2024 at 2:15 AM
will this Canada thing blow over or does it serve a purpose?
December 4, 2024 at 1:00 AM
ok look i once tried this with shrimp and a pineapple but i used skewers and it became more like an angry porcupine. shrimp was consumed at great risk.
December 2, 2024 at 8:48 PM