All the real world skills you need to prepare for this moment in history actually can be learned from playing a video game. It’s called Wolfenstein.

New: Trump officials have paused all external communications at health agencies like CDC, FDA, NIH.

No health alerts and the famed MMWRs; no updates to key websites or social media posts.

And no indication how long the pause will last.

With @rachelroubein.bsky.social + Lena Sun.

Severance is amazing and I am re-obsessed.

My father, who is not funny, told a joke (that was not funny), and for the first time in 35+ years of routine Diet Coke consumption, I snorted some into my sinuses where it expanded quickly into a horrific foam that tickled every orifice and shot out in all directions while I sputtered and prayed.

Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that

I am never going recover from the finale of Somebody, Somewhere. That show is so precious, so miraculously good. Perfection.

Got my daughter a foam ornament craft kit. Having vague regrets.

Living my best life.

We like seasonal reading nooks in this family. 📚🎄

I don’t understand why people attempt to denigrate Hallmark Christmas films by referring to them as “too cheesy”, as if that is a bad thing? I mean, have you *had* cheese?

It’s not exactly the insult that you think it is.

From TorontoFC SSH to not even having a jersey for my kid on jersey day… how life has changed.

Don’t worry, she’s rocking her toddler soccer uniform today along with all the other two year olds in Leaf jerseys. Sigh.

Just here to say Somebody, Somewhere is the most incredible series and I am obsesssssed. Bridget Everett, you are amazing.

X: Blocked people can read your tweets

Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting