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@jrhand.bsky.social

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I am eight feet tall, have 17 children, and I’m terrible at describing myself. I do have epilepsy and have had three brain surgeries, those are true things.

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 10h

Hold my calls (I do not have any calls).

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 3d

This is not a person who should even be allowed to guess the nuclear codes.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump: "We won World War 1. We won World War 2. We won everything in between. We won everything before. And all of the sudden they decide to change the name. They went woke then too, you know. Woke is a long term. Word."

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 3d

Everything in the past could have been so much easier and different when your skull is a vat of lukewarm tapioca pudding.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 4d

a man wearing glasses sits at a table with a cup of coffee in front of him

ALT: a man wearing glasses sits at a table with a cup of coffee in front of him

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 5d

‘One Battle After Another’ is fucking fantastic.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 7d

Proud that she’s my congresswoman!

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 8d

Ah yes, noted bipartisan Newt Gingrich.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 9d

Post something random or have an awful October

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 13d

Why I post

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 13d

As a card-carrying member of Antifa, I am *stunned* to learn that Antifa is an “organization.”

I made this card with crayons and an old Covid vaccination record.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 14d

“Sorry for the convenience.”

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 14d

Share your favorite black and white movie

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 16d

I am “I see a routine tackle in an NFL game and say ‘oh gosh’ out loud” years old.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 16d

My child, the water balloon.

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 19d

If there is a Hell, he’s going to plummet right past it to whatever’s underneath.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 25d

Proud Villanova alum here alone in my living room, rooting for the Cats to hold Penn State under 700 points.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 25d

Seeing A Crow

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 26d

Make a band singular.

A Dude Called Quest

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 26d

Make a band singular.

Spaceman 1

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 25d

Come to think of it, ‘The Sixth Sense’ could have used a slapstick subplot.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 25d

It is with great regret that I inform you I have decided to put on pants today.

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 26d

1,000 times this ⬇️

bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 26d

it really is demoralizing to see them standing at the podium reciting kirk's words, but leaving out every bit of hate and scorn he had for people not like him. not white, not male, not conservative. and they are remembering him as a hero, as an icon, and i feel really disturbed by this

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · Sep 4

Yes.

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · Sep 4

Holy smokes, I miss Mitch. 😁

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · Sep 4

RFK Jr in this hearing:

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · Aug 28

Reposting this tonight for no particular reason…

Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · Dec 3

RFK Jr. is a one-man human health crisis. He’s going to get people killed.

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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · Aug 14

David Muir: “Tonight as we come on the air, a dangerous virus breaking out in at least one state… We’ll tell you *which* state if you can guess which number I’m thinking of between one and 500,000.”

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