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Jess Sharpless
@jsharpless.bsky.social
Geek Girl. Anime, Cartoon, comics, and DnD lover, sings too many show tunes has rewatched way too much crit role.
Maybe I should stop watching Jurassic World/Park movies. I’m just so jaded I no longer feel sorry for them. Like these people don’t need a merciful god they need OSHA, a candy bar wrapper really. #Jurassicworldrebirth
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Late night thoughts, I browse yet another dating app that I will delete in 2 weeks,I don’t need a partner, I want physical and emotional intimacy. I also know that my physical appearance is wannabe hot topic Mrs. Clause. I should get a new cat,buy a better vibrator and come to terms with life alone.
a picture of a cartoon character with the words it 's stupid above him
ALT: a picture of a cartoon character with the words it 's stupid above him
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October 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When you’re that geeky fangirl and decide you’re making a playlist of potential character theme songs for CR campaign 4 because you can…maybe it’s just a way to get it out of my head… whatever love it, hate it, it’s here.

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Ideas for Critical Role Campaign 4 Theme songs- Read the Description for which tunes go with Who Please. - YouTube
Songs intended to go with specific characters to potentially later edit into a compilation video of some kind. FYI current songs are based on Knowledge and V...
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October 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I give up and shall shout my frustration into the public void. I hate being single, over 40, liberal, and no conforming in West Virginia. I keep starting new online dating profiles and I always end up more frustrated. It’s beginning to feel like the only way I’ll ever meet someone is by relocating.
September 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And just like that I’m gonna be searching for a new anime because himbos.
May 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
For @maimysantiago99.bsky.social as I miss our entertainment moments…Wartching The Wolf King animated series on Netflix. Oranges merchant is the new Cabbage merchant.
March 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Screenshot from the actual verified White House twitter account. We really are living in the worst timeline. Also didn’t we fight a literal war about this in 1776?
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
First they came for the immigrants, and I did not speak out—because I was not an immigrant…. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

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Trump signs executive order ending birthright citizenship
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January 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
How to know you live in a dystopian time line…when someone has to issue preemptive pardons to public servants because the incompetent regime won’t like the actual acts of governing they did. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Biden issues pre-emptive pardons for Fauci and Jan 6 riot committee
Outgoing president says action will prevent "unjustified... politically motivated prosecutions".
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January 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I used to feel like I could be Cinderella or Belle when I was a kid. Now I’m pretty sure if some Gothic Prince or Princess Charming showed up I’d probably turn into Molly Grue.

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Molly Grue / The Last Unicorn: „Where have you been? How dare you?“
YouTube video by Dorian Rammer
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January 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Fun at PAX U, it maybe a super obscure cosplay but I still love my angry little shop elf. #PAXUCritter
December 6, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Hello Blue Sky, maybe I will be at using you than I was at Twitter. Who knows.
December 3, 2024 at 10:49 PM