Also I mean I do have friends and they’re lovely. So are their partners and such. It’s just the Singles population in my zone that is an absolute nightmare.

Sadly not by that name, if I do at all.

Were-fight, megazord fight, kaiju fight who can say in this pile of every trope.

And now we have a stereotypical pirate betrayal, I’ll bet he has a change of heart in three episodes and be an ally. Ohh and we have something that looks so much like the game of thrones throne room that it’s a wonder HBO hasn’t sued.

Oh look clumsy wizards brother is little finger from Temu.

P4… thus far we have warriors princess, kind old duke, corrupt wizard advisor, evil prince/king, clumsy student wizard, not the cabbage merchant, and the Sansa Starke from season one you ordered on wish.

P3…I await a proper Himbo our hero is too smart and generic to be one.

P2…. Drew’s home village thinks he killed his mom but it was actually a different werecreature who was hunting him. His mom’s last words were find Duke Bergen. He having been given his trope call to action does so and meets a female scout in training that meets all warrior princess trope beats.

Ooh I know a play by play in concept…. P1
Our story features Drew a cookie cutter chosen one who was a farm kid that just found out he’s some kind of werewolf. He dresses like Sokka but has the personality of an empty pair of pants that we’re supposed to identify with, but he’s kind.

It’s honestly a little mid, but they’re robbing every major fantasy franchise to have existed in the last 30 years. Like honestly I am impressed with how many different things they stole from here.

The group plural for Lesbians is a Passel? This an interesting one. I feel like I need a list of queer plural groups now, like could I be part of a globbel of Pansexuals or do we already have a word?

Absofuckinglutely, I want the cash.

At 22 I still thought I could pull off hot, now if the prince asked me to dinner I’m asking him how much money he wins on the bet if he brings the fattest girl in.