JSON Statham
@json-statham.bsky.social
Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian.
Need any Web/Software Development advice, just holla.
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Bought a couple of cans from Home Bargains in Skem. Suckered in as they were 25p each 😂
The other one wasn't too bad. See what this one has to offer 👀
The other one wasn't too bad. See what this one has to offer 👀
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Bought a couple of cans from Home Bargains in Skem. Suckered in as they were 25p each 😂
The other one wasn't too bad. See what this one has to offer 👀
The other one wasn't too bad. See what this one has to offer 👀
Watched the game on my phone last night so didn't take it in too much.
Just watched the highlights again and we didn't look particularly good.
Just not sure how we haven't been given a penalty. Like theirs, it was one of them that no one shouts for, but after rewatching it, it has to be given.
Just watched the highlights again and we didn't look particularly good.
Just not sure how we haven't been given a penalty. Like theirs, it was one of them that no one shouts for, but after rewatching it, it has to be given.
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Watched the game on my phone last night so didn't take it in too much.
Just watched the highlights again and we didn't look particularly good.
Just not sure how we haven't been given a penalty. Like theirs, it was one of them that no one shouts for, but after rewatching it, it has to be given.
Just watched the highlights again and we didn't look particularly good.
Just not sure how we haven't been given a penalty. Like theirs, it was one of them that no one shouts for, but after rewatching it, it has to be given.
Severe lurgi today. Not sure how I am gonna function with my daily tasks 🥴
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Severe lurgi today. Not sure how I am gonna function with my daily tasks 🥴
Is anyone not going the Sunderland cup game who has a membership or ST?
Trying to buy Sunderland tickets for me and my lads and only got 2 memberships
Trying to buy Sunderland tickets for me and my lads and only got 2 memberships
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Is anyone not going the Sunderland cup game who has a membership or ST?
Trying to buy Sunderland tickets for me and my lads and only got 2 memberships
Trying to buy Sunderland tickets for me and my lads and only got 2 memberships
Over the last week or so I watched an animated series in Netflix called Captain Fall (similar to Archer)
Found it relatively enjoyable. Watched the last one last night and they left it on a cliffhanger.
Went to Google to see when season 2 is coming out and they have discontinued it 😩
Found it relatively enjoyable. Watched the last one last night and they left it on a cliffhanger.
Went to Google to see when season 2 is coming out and they have discontinued it 😩
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Over the last week or so I watched an animated series in Netflix called Captain Fall (similar to Archer)
Found it relatively enjoyable. Watched the last one last night and they left it on a cliffhanger.
Went to Google to see when season 2 is coming out and they have discontinued it 😩
Found it relatively enjoyable. Watched the last one last night and they left it on a cliffhanger.
Went to Google to see when season 2 is coming out and they have discontinued it 😩
www.livefootballtickets.com
Anyone ever bought tickets off here? 18k trustpilot reviews so can't be an absolute scam.
After 2 tickets for Fulham away, and these look the most reasonable, and next to the away fans.
Anyone ever bought tickets off here? 18k trustpilot reviews so can't be an absolute scam.
After 2 tickets for Fulham away, and these look the most reasonable, and next to the away fans.
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December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Anyone ever bought tickets off here? 18k trustpilot reviews so can't be an absolute scam.
After 2 tickets for Fulham away, and these look the most reasonable, and next to the away fans.
Anyone ever bought tickets off here? 18k trustpilot reviews so can't be an absolute scam.
After 2 tickets for Fulham away, and these look the most reasonable, and next to the away fans.
31st biggest spender at Gregg's in Wigan... You'll never sing that.
Jeez these aren't particularly good signs for my spending 😂. But fuck it, ya can't take it with you.
Jeez these aren't particularly good signs for my spending 😂. But fuck it, ya can't take it with you.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
31st biggest spender at Gregg's in Wigan... You'll never sing that.
Jeez these aren't particularly good signs for my spending 😂. But fuck it, ya can't take it with you.
Jeez these aren't particularly good signs for my spending 😂. But fuck it, ya can't take it with you.
Trevor Lawrence sat on my FF bench For my playoff game 😂. It's going pretty well despite that though, so hopefully still get though.
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Trevor Lawrence sat on my FF bench For my playoff game 😂. It's going pretty well despite that though, so hopefully still get though.
Step 1 complete...
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Step 1 complete...
Never felt more like singing the Blues, Everton win 3-1, and Liverpool lose 3-1 (and Ipswich and Luton)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Never felt more like singing the Blues, Everton win 3-1, and Liverpool lose 3-1 (and Ipswich and Luton)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
Jesus. $200 a pop for the France v Senegal game I want too 😅
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Jesus. $200 a pop for the France v Senegal game I want too 😅
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
Been looking forward to my bed all day 😴
Hangover has taken it out of me!
Hangover has taken it out of me!
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Been looking forward to my bed all day 😴
Hangover has taken it out of me!
Hangover has taken it out of me!
Moody double rainbow over Leeds. I'm too hungover to be awake in reality 😅
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Moody double rainbow over Leeds. I'm too hungover to be awake in reality 😅
Off to Leeds today for work and Christmas meal.
But first my eldest's Nativity at school.
Hopefully more successful than previous years 😂
But first my eldest's Nativity at school.
Hopefully more successful than previous years 😂
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Off to Leeds today for work and Christmas meal.
But first my eldest's Nativity at school.
Hopefully more successful than previous years 😂
But first my eldest's Nativity at school.
Hopefully more successful than previous years 😂
At the Panto this morning. Nursing a 4/10 hangover. Could've been worse, but stopped drinking early and got a kebab.
Can't beat a day at the footy when 3 points are gained and my boy Barry scores 💙
Can't beat a day at the footy when 3 points are gained and my boy Barry scores 💙
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
At the Panto this morning. Nursing a 4/10 hangover. Could've been worse, but stopped drinking early and got a kebab.
Can't beat a day at the footy when 3 points are gained and my boy Barry scores 💙
Can't beat a day at the footy when 3 points are gained and my boy Barry scores 💙
League table looks good waking up this morning 🤘
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
League table looks good waking up this morning 🤘
Fuck off you scab bastards 💙 and Dyche you scotch egg fucker 💙
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fuck off you scab bastards 💙 and Dyche you scotch egg fucker 💙
I hate to say it but ...
Just looking at some stats around Barry.
He has started 7 games this season. Everton have won 5, drawn 1 and lost 1.
Yes he hasn't scored, but the team is definitely better when he plays, and results on the pitch show that.
Goal incoming on Saturday 🟦🤍
He has started 7 games this season. Everton have won 5, drawn 1 and lost 1.
Yes he hasn't scored, but the team is definitely better when he plays, and results on the pitch show that.
Goal incoming on Saturday 🟦🤍
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I hate to say it but ...
Unsure how you forget your jacket and shoes, but 🤷
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Unsure how you forget your jacket and shoes, but 🤷
Back down the Hill Dickinson after missing the last couple of matches.
Hopefully we can get the win and really push into that European football mix.
On the Chorley Toffees fun bus too which should be fun. Probably bladdered by kick off.
Hopefully we can get the win and really push into that European football mix.
On the Chorley Toffees fun bus too which should be fun. Probably bladdered by kick off.
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Back down the Hill Dickinson after missing the last couple of matches.
Hopefully we can get the win and really push into that European football mix.
On the Chorley Toffees fun bus too which should be fun. Probably bladdered by kick off.
Hopefully we can get the win and really push into that European football mix.
On the Chorley Toffees fun bus too which should be fun. Probably bladdered by kick off.
Rio Ferdinand - Man of the People 🤢
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Rio Ferdinand - Man of the People 🤢