JSON Statham
@json-statham.bsky.social
Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian.
Need any Web/Software Development advice, just holla.
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Bought a couple of cans from Home Bargains in Skem. Suckered in as they were 25p each 😂
The other one wasn't too bad. See what this one has to offer 👀
The other one wasn't too bad. See what this one has to offer 👀
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Bought a couple of cans from Home Bargains in Skem. Suckered in as they were 25p each 😂
The other one wasn't too bad. See what this one has to offer 👀
The other one wasn't too bad. See what this one has to offer 👀
31st biggest spender at Gregg's in Wigan... You'll never sing that.
Jeez these aren't particularly good signs for my spending 😂. But fuck it, ya can't take it with you.
Jeez these aren't particularly good signs for my spending 😂. But fuck it, ya can't take it with you.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
31st biggest spender at Gregg's in Wigan... You'll never sing that.
Jeez these aren't particularly good signs for my spending 😂. But fuck it, ya can't take it with you.
Jeez these aren't particularly good signs for my spending 😂. But fuck it, ya can't take it with you.
Step 1 complete...
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Step 1 complete...
Never felt more like singing the Blues, Everton win 3-1, and Liverpool lose 3-1 (and Ipswich and Luton)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Never felt more like singing the Blues, Everton win 3-1, and Liverpool lose 3-1 (and Ipswich and Luton)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
Jesus. $200 a pop for the France v Senegal game I want too 😅
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Jesus. $200 a pop for the France v Senegal game I want too 😅
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
Moody double rainbow over Leeds. I'm too hungover to be awake in reality 😅
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Moody double rainbow over Leeds. I'm too hungover to be awake in reality 😅
Washed down with a lovely can I Skol.
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Washed down with a lovely can I Skol.
Fuck off you scab bastards 💙 and Dyche you scotch egg fucker 💙
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fuck off you scab bastards 💙 and Dyche you scotch egg fucker 💙
Unsure how you forget your jacket and shoes, but 🤷
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Unsure how you forget your jacket and shoes, but 🤷
Love the fact I can now get an alcohol free Corona as part of my One Stop meal deal.
Game changer 😂
Game changer 😂
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Love the fact I can now get an alcohol free Corona as part of my One Stop meal deal.
Game changer 😂
Game changer 😂
A lot of booing at this Eagles game. Sounds like Anfield.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A lot of booing at this Eagles game. Sounds like Anfield.
This doesn't even show me my band when I press on the link 🤔
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This doesn't even show me my band when I press on the link 🤔
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
Everton advertising the Perfect Draft. They already contribute to my high levels of alcohol intake, without pushing this too
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Everton advertising the Perfect Draft. They already contribute to my high levels of alcohol intake, without pushing this too
Tough second half
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tough second half
Echo giving me all the latest news...
Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂
Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd
Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂
Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Echo giving me all the latest news...
Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂
Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd
Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂
Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd
Old School gaff Wigan Roller Rink
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Old School gaff Wigan Roller Rink
Yer Da wears Fila Roller Blades
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yer Da wears Fila Roller Blades
Superb gig last night. Although £19 for a two pint pot. Makes HD feel cheap 😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Superb gig last night. Although £19 for a two pint pot. Makes HD feel cheap 😂
They don't make them like this no more #TwistedMetal
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
They don't make them like this no more #TwistedMetal