Johann Sebastian Telefonmann
@jtelefonmann.bsky.social
When I grow up, I wanna make people exhale somewhat quickly from their noses in mild amusement.
Ceterum censeo AfD esse delendam.
Ceterum censeo AfD esse delendam.
This take is just so American it's almost funny. Like, what does that even mean? Sorry, we're just so big we can't help ourselves become fascist? Are your states virtuous utopias cause they're smaller? And these smaller European states never had fascism? It's utter brainrot.
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This take is just so American it's almost funny. Like, what does that even mean? Sorry, we're just so big we can't help ourselves become fascist? Are your states virtuous utopias cause they're smaller? And these smaller European states never had fascism? It's utter brainrot.
Alright then. My theory is that this thing is a big ball of gorgonzola put there by the illuminati working together with Antifa to bring back dinosaurs - through cheese-powered magic.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Alright then. My theory is that this thing is a big ball of gorgonzola put there by the illuminati working together with Antifa to bring back dinosaurs - through cheese-powered magic.
Oh, Washington is gonna turn into Munich! With buildings of a certain age having a suspicious look about them, eagles with empty spaces below them where something has been removed, just more gaudy and everything is gilded for some reason.
October 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Oh, Washington is gonna turn into Munich! With buildings of a certain age having a suspicious look about them, eagles with empty spaces below them where something has been removed, just more gaudy and everything is gilded for some reason.
The betrayal stings, and it doesn't help knowing that the leopards are gonna eat their faces too.
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The betrayal stings, and it doesn't help knowing that the leopards are gonna eat their faces too.
That stuff's sold as Začin C or Vegeta in the Balkans and in Germany, probably all throughout Europe. It's the best.
September 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That stuff's sold as Začin C or Vegeta in the Balkans and in Germany, probably all throughout Europe. It's the best.
Actually, do. The American takeover is bad enough in its own right, there's no need for Holocausrelativierung.
May 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Actually, do. The American takeover is bad enough in its own right, there's no need for Holocausrelativierung.
And Dachau was and is practically a part of Munich, it wasn't even hidden away. Don't take this as a refute of the general sentiment of the pic though.
May 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And Dachau was and is practically a part of Munich, it wasn't even hidden away. Don't take this as a refute of the general sentiment of the pic though.
I've said it before a few days and weeks ago as a friendly observation from across the pond: You guys err on where in the timeline you are. It's further along than you might want to admit.
We also don't really find it that hard to believe or conclude. It's literally live on TV.
We also don't really find it that hard to believe or conclude. It's literally live on TV.
April 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I've said it before a few days and weeks ago as a friendly observation from across the pond: You guys err on where in the timeline you are. It's further along than you might want to admit.
We also don't really find it that hard to believe or conclude. It's literally live on TV.
We also don't really find it that hard to believe or conclude. It's literally live on TV.
Sure, what you just experienced was authoritarianism, a fitting quote. Go even bigger next time.
April 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Sure, what you just experienced was authoritarianism, a fitting quote. Go even bigger next time.
Partner ist Amerikaner, wir haben gerade vor ner Woche darüber gesprochen. Familienbesuch ausgeschlossen, wir waren beide nur mäßig nett zum aktuellen Machthaber hier und anderswo. Die Gefahr festgenommen zu werden ist real. It's insane.
April 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Partner ist Amerikaner, wir haben gerade vor ner Woche darüber gesprochen. Familienbesuch ausgeschlossen, wir waren beide nur mäßig nett zum aktuellen Machthaber hier und anderswo. Die Gefahr festgenommen zu werden ist real. It's insane.
Der Rechtsstaat soll nicht anlasslos und auf Vorrat überwachen, darum geht's ja.
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Der Rechtsstaat soll nicht anlasslos und auf Vorrat überwachen, darum geht's ja.
If it was a clown show we could watch as entertainment, that would've at least been funny to see, but you're ruining our lives too. Thanks a lot from Europe. ❤️
April 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If it was a clown show we could watch as entertainment, that would've at least been funny to see, but you're ruining our lives too. Thanks a lot from Europe. ❤️
Friendly outside view from Germany here: I think you guys err on where in the timeline you are. It's further along than you dare hope. The question is not if revolution or reform or whatever is appropriate, you are within a full blown revolution already.
April 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Friendly outside view from Germany here: I think you guys err on where in the timeline you are. It's further along than you dare hope. The question is not if revolution or reform or whatever is appropriate, you are within a full blown revolution already.
Has George R. R. Martin finally finished that sequel?
April 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Has George R. R. Martin finally finished that sequel?
Das ist eine von den Ideen die auf den ersten Blick schlau erscheint, aber auch nur für komplette Vollidioten. Wissen die aber selbst, es geht ja nur darum den Staat zu zerstören.
March 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Das ist eine von den Ideen die auf den ersten Blick schlau erscheint, aber auch nur für komplette Vollidioten. Wissen die aber selbst, es geht ja nur darum den Staat zu zerstören.
Not only conceivable, but inevitable. Just like Germany's movement, this one has to keep going and radicalizing itself to stay alive, devouring itself and the nation in the process. Just a matter of time if not stopped early enough. Don't know if there's much hope.
March 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Not only conceivable, but inevitable. Just like Germany's movement, this one has to keep going and radicalizing itself to stay alive, devouring itself and the nation in the process. Just a matter of time if not stopped early enough. Don't know if there's much hope.
Not my fandom, but nevertheless on behalf of locals: welcome and have fun!
March 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not my fandom, but nevertheless on behalf of locals: welcome and have fun!
Mystery? Perplexed? I'm perplexed by a world in which this is a headline and not the breakthrough topic in a psychoanalyst's office.
Calling any of this a vision just feels like sanewashing and normalization of existentially dangerous events.
Calling any of this a vision just feels like sanewashing and normalization of existentially dangerous events.
March 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Mystery? Perplexed? I'm perplexed by a world in which this is a headline and not the breakthrough topic in a psychoanalyst's office.
Calling any of this a vision just feels like sanewashing and normalization of existentially dangerous events.
Calling any of this a vision just feels like sanewashing and normalization of existentially dangerous events.
Germany's Foreign Office updated theirs to emphasize that "Criminal records in the USA, false information about the purpose of stay or even a slight overstay of the travel permit can lead to arrest, detention and deportation upon entry or exit".
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Germany's Foreign Office updated theirs to emphasize that "Criminal records in the USA, false information about the purpose of stay or even a slight overstay of the travel permit can lead to arrest, detention and deportation upon entry or exit".