Johann Sebastian Telefonmann
@jtelefonmann.bsky.social
When I grow up, I wanna make people exhale somewhat quickly from their noses in mild amusement.
Ceterum censeo AfD esse delendam.
Ceterum censeo AfD esse delendam.
Eigentlich sollte ja ein Brandgeländer ausreichen damit man nicht aus Versehen in die Jauchegrube stolpert, aber ich sehe in der Union packt man die Steigeisen aus und hält die Mauer für so ne Art Challenge. Zeigt uns Merz als nächstes, das sein Herz für uns alle schlägt? (Strikt als CDU-Chef, klar)
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Eigentlich sollte ja ein Brandgeländer ausreichen damit man nicht aus Versehen in die Jauchegrube stolpert, aber ich sehe in der Union packt man die Steigeisen aus und hält die Mauer für so ne Art Challenge. Zeigt uns Merz als nächstes, das sein Herz für uns alle schlägt? (Strikt als CDU-Chef, klar)
Read somewhere that a bunch of evangelicals will be raptured today. I, king of Antifa (totally real, look it up, everybody says so), hereby call dibs on all their shit. Quick question though, what time zone is this rapture stuff gonna follow? Do I have to stay up late?
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Read somewhere that a bunch of evangelicals will be raptured today. I, king of Antifa (totally real, look it up, everybody says so), hereby call dibs on all their shit. Quick question though, what time zone is this rapture stuff gonna follow? Do I have to stay up late?
Scholz findet, man dürfe das AfD-Verbot nicht übers Knie brechen. Okay. Hat irgendwer in der Regierung Schritte unternommen, die AfD in Sichtweite des Knies zu bringen? Bleibt was jetzt für die nächsten 30 Jahre die gleiche Ausrede?
May 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Scholz findet, man dürfe das AfD-Verbot nicht übers Knie brechen. Okay. Hat irgendwer in der Regierung Schritte unternommen, die AfD in Sichtweite des Knies zu bringen? Bleibt was jetzt für die nächsten 30 Jahre die gleiche Ausrede?
Somewhat honest shower thought an die Juristen da draußen: hätten wir Musk und Trump und Co. mit all deren Machenschaften in Deutschland, wäre das bereits Art 20 GG Territorium?
March 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Somewhat honest shower thought an die Juristen da draußen: hätten wir Musk und Trump und Co. mit all deren Machenschaften in Deutschland, wäre das bereits Art 20 GG Territorium?
Viewing suggestion for our American friends: Otpisani! A TV drama from 70ies Yugoslavia where a bunch of partisans fuck the Nazis in every episode. Could be inspirational! Also, amazing intro song.
March 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Viewing suggestion for our American friends: Otpisani! A TV drama from 70ies Yugoslavia where a bunch of partisans fuck the Nazis in every episode. Could be inspirational! Also, amazing intro song.
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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
Just some eye bleach.
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just some eye bleach.
Deserts are cool, just like bow ties.
March 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Deserts are cool, just like bow ties.
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February 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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A good reminder, given current events.
February 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A good reminder, given current events.
Throwback to the time I thought I saw a neat light installation, turns out it was actually Minas Morgul spilling its guts given the state of affairs right now.
January 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Throwback to the time I thought I saw a neat light installation, turns out it was actually Minas Morgul spilling its guts given the state of affairs right now.
My husband's trolley problem suggestion: a trolley carrying a single innocent person will derail unless you divert it to one of two tracks. On one set are Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos, the other only Elon Musk. What do you do?
January 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My husband's trolley problem suggestion: a trolley carrying a single innocent person will derail unless you divert it to one of two tracks. On one set are Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos, the other only Elon Musk. What do you do?
Survived the fireworks just fine this year, bravery incarnate. Very proud of her.
January 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Survived the fireworks just fine this year, bravery incarnate. Very proud of her.
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Meine Mutter hat ein Puzzle zu Weihnachten bekommen und erklärt sich bereit, die ttt Moderation zu übernehmen.
December 26, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Meine Mutter hat ein Puzzle zu Weihnachten bekommen und erklärt sich bereit, die ttt Moderation zu übernehmen.
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happy hanukkah buckaroos. please enjoy this classic tingler out today in audiobook format. SENTIENT SOUR CREAM AND APPLESAUCE BISEXUALLY GET ME OFF FOR HANUKKAH BECAUSE THE LATKES ARE GONE BUT MY ASS IS STILL HERE out now www.audible.com/pd/B0DR3J9PJ...
December 26, 2024 at 4:21 PM
happy hanukkah buckaroos. please enjoy this classic tingler out today in audiobook format. SENTIENT SOUR CREAM AND APPLESAUCE BISEXUALLY GET ME OFF FOR HANUKKAH BECAUSE THE LATKES ARE GONE BUT MY ASS IS STILL HERE out now www.audible.com/pd/B0DR3J9PJ...
I've got nothing really interesting or insightful to say, but look: an adorable doggy! Happy holidays everyone!
December 25, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I've got nothing really interesting or insightful to say, but look: an adorable doggy! Happy holidays everyone!