Time honored legal defense of, “I got away with it.”
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Time honored legal defense of, “I got away with it.”
I have great news about the long term viability of continuing to steal their candy
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I have great news about the long term viability of continuing to steal their candy
Really begs the question what they’re teaching in J school these days
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Really begs the question what they’re teaching in J school these days
I would buy this, but I love to throw stones
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I would buy this, but I love to throw stones
Michael Scott declaring things off the record
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Michael Scott declaring things off the record
Used to go by Lil’ TurnkeyZRG on soundcloud
October 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Used to go by Lil’ TurnkeyZRG on soundcloud
Have been thinking how crazy coaching carousel would be if the Saudis start footing buyout money
October 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Have been thinking how crazy coaching carousel would be if the Saudis start footing buyout money
Everyone in this administration is the guy whose house you make your kids skip trick or treating
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Everyone in this administration is the guy whose house you make your kids skip trick or treating
They should make a longer term plan, maybe one looking out five years or so
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They should make a longer term plan, maybe one looking out five years or so
Downing gas station energy pills because I’m a health nut
October 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Downing gas station energy pills because I’m a health nut
They have the right to number of fingers. Tylenol kept the rest of us limited to a paltry five per hand.
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
They have the right to number of fingers. Tylenol kept the rest of us limited to a paltry five per hand.
Felt like a shift after 9/11 was laundering patriotism from a value set into a more passive cultural fandom: right sticker on your car, perform supporting the troops, like Tony Keith, etc., but don’t actually need to do anything unless you were a military family.
October 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Felt like a shift after 9/11 was laundering patriotism from a value set into a more passive cultural fandom: right sticker on your car, perform supporting the troops, like Tony Keith, etc., but don’t actually need to do anything unless you were a military family.
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love my team, fire my coach, in all kinds of weather, goddamn
October 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
love my team, fire my coach, in all kinds of weather, goddamn
realizing that was BS felt like leaving a cult
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
realizing that was BS felt like leaving a cult
Build-a-Bear has fallen
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Build-a-Bear has fallen
Stephen Miller throw a football challenge
October 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Stephen Miller throw a football challenge
Department of War, Hair, and Makeup
September 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Department of War, Hair, and Makeup
Maybe misremembering but I swear I don’t recall any prior president’s subjective feelings and emotions ever being a meaningful aspect of reporting.
Whether I voted for them or not, I genuinely do not care how the president feels.
Whether I voted for them or not, I genuinely do not care how the president feels.
September 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Maybe misremembering but I swear I don’t recall any prior president’s subjective feelings and emotions ever being a meaningful aspect of reporting.
Whether I voted for them or not, I genuinely do not care how the president feels.
Whether I voted for them or not, I genuinely do not care how the president feels.
Live look at me breaking down boxes Christmas morning
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Live look at me breaking down boxes Christmas morning
“Not everyone who calls out to me, ‘Lord! Lord!’ will ̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶K̶i̶n̶g̶d̶o̶m̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶H̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ receive a burger.”
September 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“Not everyone who calls out to me, ‘Lord! Lord!’ will ̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶K̶i̶n̶g̶d̶o̶m̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶H̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ receive a burger.”
100% same experience (always on the right side of it, though)
September 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
100% same experience (always on the right side of it, though)