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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
I don’t know what happens after we die, but if I ever put something like this in writing, I would have genuine concern about St Peter showing it to me on an iPad one day.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I don’t know what happens after we die, but if I ever put something like this in writing, I would have genuine concern about St Peter showing it to me on an iPad one day.
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love my team, fire my coach, in all kinds of weather, goddamn
October 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
love my team, fire my coach, in all kinds of weather, goddamn
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gas station hot dog roller is the only medbed i’ll ever need
September 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
gas station hot dog roller is the only medbed i’ll ever need
My dad fought in the Pacific, came home and managed department stores and didn’t talk about it for the next 60 years except to say that he thought Douglas Macarthur was a preening showboat.
the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My dad fought in the Pacific, came home and managed department stores and didn’t talk about it for the next 60 years except to say that he thought Douglas Macarthur was a preening showboat.
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Don’t really appreciate your tone
August 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Don’t really appreciate your tone
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at the height of the civil war in sierra leone, conflict labubus or "blood labubus" made up four percent of the world’s supply
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
at the height of the civil war in sierra leone, conflict labubus or "blood labubus" made up four percent of the world’s supply
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Florida State has to play every other team. Highest margin of victory is the national champion. Other teams can play each other but they are exhibition or rivalry games.
August 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Florida State has to play every other team. Highest margin of victory is the national champion. Other teams can play each other but they are exhibition or rivalry games.
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Having a newborn was magical and beautiful and also if a government put me through the sleep deprivation my kids did, I would be on the phone with Amnesty International
August 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Having a newborn was magical and beautiful and also if a government put me through the sleep deprivation my kids did, I would be on the phone with Amnesty International
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Stepping dead center on a giant dog turd sitting on the sidewalk and instantly being like "the left's silence on this speaks volumes."
August 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Stepping dead center on a giant dog turd sitting on the sidewalk and instantly being like "the left's silence on this speaks volumes."
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Compulsory national draft, except it’s working at a Sizzler for a year.
August 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Compulsory national draft, except it’s working at a Sizzler for a year.
They should let you open the airplane windows a tiny bit. I bet that would feel amazing.
July 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
They should let you open the airplane windows a tiny bit. I bet that would feel amazing.
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One of the hardest flexes of all time. Imagine the feeling. Chilling with the most decadent nobles in Europe and showing up to the gambling table with a fat roast beef on rye, plenty of horseradish and white onions. Oh you guys stop gambling to eat? Sorry boys, these hands are simply too hot rn
“Lord Sandwich popularized his eponymous treat by eating it at the gambling table of the Hellfire Club” is real, historical sentence.
July 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One of the hardest flexes of all time. Imagine the feeling. Chilling with the most decadent nobles in Europe and showing up to the gambling table with a fat roast beef on rye, plenty of horseradish and white onions. Oh you guys stop gambling to eat? Sorry boys, these hands are simply too hot rn
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Doing a sick handbrake J turn to keep my Teams light green
July 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Doing a sick handbrake J turn to keep my Teams light green
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United Fruit got to overthrow countries as a little treat to keep the bananas flowing and now Apple gets to sidestep a trade war as a little treat to keep the iPhones flowing. We always help a company named after fruit but who it is changes.
Conor I feel like I’m losing my mind THEY WONT EVEN EXEMPT BANANAS
April 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
United Fruit got to overthrow countries as a little treat to keep the bananas flowing and now Apple gets to sidestep a trade war as a little treat to keep the iPhones flowing. We always help a company named after fruit but who it is changes.
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Well ahead of schedule
April 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Well ahead of schedule
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We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
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For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qvyj3hxm4opuuddzrhcbiio6/bafkreiahlp7acp6y2hakkfu5h66vg2ifckdo6b7fqaebenki3qoxswp73e@jpeg)
April 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
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Trump supporters, 2016: Look at that jet! Donald Trump is an American success story who'll use his years of business experience to put more money in your pocket!
Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?
Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?
April 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trump supporters, 2016: Look at that jet! Donald Trump is an American success story who'll use his years of business experience to put more money in your pocket!
Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?
Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?
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Coping by thinking of the more entertaining ways I could have blown the amount I’ve lost in the market in 48 hours.
So many jet skis.
So many jet skis.
April 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Coping by thinking of the more entertaining ways I could have blown the amount I’ve lost in the market in 48 hours.
So many jet skis.
So many jet skis.
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but black dynamite, i participate in the economy
March 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
but black dynamite, i participate in the economy
