The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊).
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
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The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
· Mar 11
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Full US Women’s Rugby Free Bird!
Full US Women’s Rugby Free Bird!
Panik! At The Rogers Centre
Joe Panik
2B
Debut: 2014 - Retired: 2021
NYM - MIA - SFG - TOR
2B
Debut: 2014 - Retired: 2021
NYM - MIA - SFG - TOR
Joe Panik at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Joe Panik
baseball-reference.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Panik! At The Rogers Centre
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Incredible 2-post span here @cjzero.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Incredible 2-post span here @cjzero.bsky.social
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Tired: The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a long consumerist advertisement for a corporation-based American hegemony that peaked before the forever wars.
Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tired: The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a long consumerist advertisement for a corporation-based American hegemony that peaked before the forever wars.
Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
This. This. This. This.
Lost my dad at 7 and I spent YEARS wishing he was still around just so he could be proud of who I became. My kids have their share of doing dumb things but I always make a point to tell them how proud of them I am when they do something great.
Lost my dad at 7 and I spent YEARS wishing he was still around just so he could be proud of who I became. My kids have their share of doing dumb things but I always make a point to tell them how proud of them I am when they do something great.
Uncle Muggsy gave me a hug and told me how proud he was for helping out at home and getting honor roll and the good driver discount. Told me he couldn’t wait to see me at Christmas.
Mom, my own dad hasn’t ever said that to me.”
I’m crushed.
*Never* miss a chance to tell a kid that you are proud.
Mom, my own dad hasn’t ever said that to me.”
I’m crushed.
*Never* miss a chance to tell a kid that you are proud.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This. This. This. This.
Lost my dad at 7 and I spent YEARS wishing he was still around just so he could be proud of who I became. My kids have their share of doing dumb things but I always make a point to tell them how proud of them I am when they do something great.
Lost my dad at 7 and I spent YEARS wishing he was still around just so he could be proud of who I became. My kids have their share of doing dumb things but I always make a point to tell them how proud of them I am when they do something great.
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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Go Montana and Utah.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Go Montana and Utah.
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My wife just had to inform my mother that today (not tomorrow) is Thanksgiving. She is hosting us at her house (though we’re doing all cooking).
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My wife just had to inform my mother that today (not tomorrow) is Thanksgiving. She is hosting us at her house (though we’re doing all cooking).
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“When the judge goes through all that hair and finds only one eye they’ve got the wrong end of the dog”
-John O’Hurley wilding on the dog show broadcast
-John O’Hurley wilding on the dog show broadcast
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“When the judge goes through all that hair and finds only one eye they’ve got the wrong end of the dog”
-John O’Hurley wilding on the dog show broadcast
-John O’Hurley wilding on the dog show broadcast
I don’t watch much network tv, but after watching the parade it seems as if NBC is now the “oops! All The Office clones!” Network.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don’t watch much network tv, but after watching the parade it seems as if NBC is now the “oops! All The Office clones!” Network.
Starbucks, brought to you by the sexual crimes cops.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Starbucks, brought to you by the sexual crimes cops.
Just say Beavis. This is taking forever.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just say Beavis. This is taking forever.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
There are times where social media absolutely baffles me.
Like I get being a hater, but if you’re talking to someone and they’re actually desiring to make you mad is something that breaks my brain.
Like in a very real “I don’t even have the circuitry to desire to do that so I’m confused” way.
Like I get being a hater, but if you’re talking to someone and they’re actually desiring to make you mad is something that breaks my brain.
Like in a very real “I don’t even have the circuitry to desire to do that so I’m confused” way.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There are times where social media absolutely baffles me.
Like I get being a hater, but if you’re talking to someone and they’re actually desiring to make you mad is something that breaks my brain.
Like in a very real “I don’t even have the circuitry to desire to do that so I’m confused” way.
Like I get being a hater, but if you’re talking to someone and they’re actually desiring to make you mad is something that breaks my brain.
Like in a very real “I don’t even have the circuitry to desire to do that so I’m confused” way.
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
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right, like is there burning indignation about the Irish who also live on a British isle?
bsky.app/profile/kevi...
bsky.app/profile/kevi...
I understand the reasons some non-Americans have for using this, but this post is correct — you’ll be immediately ignored here if you use it.
If I wrote a post referring to “UKians” all the people living there would ignore me too, and rightly so.
If I wrote a post referring to “UKians” all the people living there would ignore me too, and rightly so.
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
right, like is there burning indignation about the Irish who also live on a British isle?
bsky.app/profile/kevi...
bsky.app/profile/kevi...
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Skunked Shepherd Slam’s Soap Star’s Spouse’s Skoda
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Skunked Shepherd Slam’s Soap Star’s Spouse’s Skoda
My anxiety: time to plan five moves ahead based on some WILD assumptions.
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My anxiety: time to plan five moves ahead based on some WILD assumptions.
There was not, in fact, enough on how Dr. Bliss sucks. But they did at least show that he did suck.
full episode on Doctor Doctor Willard Bliss or we riot
I'm just a boy, standing here, begging Netflix to stop the "1800s-Early 1900s Based On True Events with Needle Drops!" thing. Enough.
Enough.
(Totally still watching it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jop...
Enough.
(Totally still watching it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jop...
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There was not, in fact, enough on how Dr. Bliss sucks. But they did at least show that he did suck.