The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊).
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
Pinned
The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
· Mar 11
You know what this means?
Full US Women’s Rugby Free Bird!
Full US Women’s Rugby Free Bird!
Reposted by The Cleric
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
“Don’t put it in the paper that I called Lane Kiffin a ho”
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“Don’t put it in the paper that I called Lane Kiffin a ho”
Nothing whiter than a group of people on Facebook telling an Asian American business owner that she can’t use the word oriental because it’s racist.
Come for the tea, stay for the "tea."
New Houston tea shop inadvertently sparks heated discussion
Come for the tea, stay for the "tea."
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Nothing whiter than a group of people on Facebook telling an Asian American business owner that she can’t use the word oriental because it’s racist.
That’s the Chicago way.
I said, we’re about to land. Put your tray-table up.
Now.
Now.
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That’s the Chicago way.
Reposted by The Cleric
Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a second Mendoza line.
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a second Mendoza line.
Finally. A DeBoer who actually cares about dressing up.
Jeff de Boer has made an entire career out of crafting tiny plate armor. He's compelled by the idea of the underdog finding an edge; something so small being so well-protected.
This artist designs intricate suits of armor. The intended wearer? A humble mouse
Jeff de Boer has made an entire career out of crafting tiny plate armor. He's compelled by the idea of the underdog finding an edge; something so small being so well-protected.
n.pr
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Finally. A DeBoer who actually cares about dressing up.
Didn’t even know they let visitors into the cryonics lab.
Who is ready to see Disney On Ice?
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Didn’t even know they let visitors into the cryonics lab.
Reposted by The Cleric
incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
Come to our school. Here’s all the ones who did and died.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Come to our school. Here’s all the ones who did and died.
Galactus: *about to eat the earth*
Me shouting up at him: Jokes on you buddy, that’s where I poop.
Me shouting up at him: Jokes on you buddy, that’s where I poop.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Galactus: *about to eat the earth*
Me shouting up at him: Jokes on you buddy, that’s where I poop.
Me shouting up at him: Jokes on you buddy, that’s where I poop.
Reposted by The Cleric
Reposted by The Cleric
Reposted by The Cleric
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
I love this bit so much.
How much money would it take for you to spend a night in a cemetery?
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love this bit so much.
Good try bees. Was rooting for you.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Good try bees. Was rooting for you.
Honestly coming to grips with the fact that the best thing for college football would be for Lane, Brent Key, and all other P4 coaches staying where they are.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Honestly coming to grips with the fact that the best thing for college football would be for Lane, Brent Key, and all other P4 coaches staying where they are.
Team Lane on this one. Imagine this guy calling you a “hoe” and saying “hoes don’t act right”. (Also the singular is ho. A hoe is something you use in the garden)
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Team Lane on this one. Imagine this guy calling you a “hoe” and saying “hoes don’t act right”. (Also the singular is ho. A hoe is something you use in the garden)
Reposted by The Cleric
If you think the cowbells are annoying let me introduce you to the ole miss kid sitting behind me with a duck call
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you think the cowbells are annoying let me introduce you to the ole miss kid sitting behind me with a duck call
“And Lane Kiffin has a no hitter going into the bottom of the ninth!”
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“And Lane Kiffin has a no hitter going into the bottom of the ninth!”
Egg bowl touchback. 🧑🍳💋
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Egg bowl touchback. 🧑🍳💋
Ted Cruz voice: A whole bowl? Of eggs?
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ted Cruz voice: A whole bowl? Of eggs?
Egg bowl! Egg bowl! Egg bowl!
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Egg bowl! Egg bowl! Egg bowl!