Jeva Lange 🫎
@jeva.bsky.social
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Writes about climate & culture for Heatmap.news | Hiking, running, mountains, boats, nonfiction books, long movies | 📍 Seattle
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Woke up at 4am to relieve my husband on baby duty and he said “guess who won the Nobel” and I shrieked “HE DIDN’T?!” before he could even finish breaking the news lol
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Herscht 07769 is so good and the rare book where I actually literally cried at the ending
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Hormones are so powerful, I’m looking at photos of myself pregnant like, “I miss that.” (This is completely deranged, with the exception of about two weeks in my second trimester, I was completely miserable for all nine months)
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The legend indeed lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
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Coffee for new moms should be covered by your HSA
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Oh cool thank you!!!
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I’m sure I’ll get there too lol
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We had our first pediatrician visit today and I said to my husband, “This reminds me of the vet” lol
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Yesterday, I ground coffee beans directly onto the kitchen counter because I forgot to put the catch underneath it
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“How’s the newborn phase?” I have accidentally called my daughter by the cat’s name at least twice
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Grateful for the wisdom of those who’ve walked this path before me 😂
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When your phone falls off the arm rest while you’re nap-trapped by a nine-day-old
A screenshot of Gandalf falling into the abyss at the Mines of Moria
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Looking at photos of my baby on my phone while my baby is asleep in my lap
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It’s wayyyyy less than I was expecting
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I’M NOT DOING IT. but also…
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When you have a newborn but also there’s a new PTA in theaters
A private theater rental page for the One Battle After Another with a rate of $229
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WHOA
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)