JThomasAlbert
@jthomasalbert.bsky.social
Call me Tommy.
Graphic designer stuck in the Florida panhandle, Tabletop gaming enthusiast, he/him, the good kind of weird
Graphic designer stuck in the Florida panhandle, Tabletop gaming enthusiast, he/him, the good kind of weird
"Why'd they make that one Muppet out of leather?"
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Why'd they make that one Muppet out of leather?"
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
The rich hate us and want us all to die.
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The rich hate us and want us all to die.
I've got one of those, too.
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I've got one of those, too.
Frank Frazetta would have made excellent horse comics. . . but decided he was too good to make comics.
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Frank Frazetta would have made excellent horse comics. . . but decided he was too good to make comics.
Well, it's their bed, now.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Well, it's their bed, now.
How dare you.
That is a water buffalo.
THIS is a yak:
That is a water buffalo.
THIS is a yak:
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
How dare you.
That is a water buffalo.
THIS is a yak:
That is a water buffalo.
THIS is a yak:
I've seen things you wouldn't believe, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I've seen things you wouldn't believe, Charlie Brown.
Well, I asked my shoulder birb and they screamed, "AAAH!" directly into my ear.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Well, I asked my shoulder birb and they screamed, "AAAH!" directly into my ear.
It started working after a refresh.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It started working after a refresh.
Power grows out of a barrel of monkeys.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Power grows out of a barrel of monkeys.
Happy Gojira Day!
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Happy Gojira Day!
That's why I had to do this:
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
That's why I had to do this:
Not to be confused with, "Oops, Everyone Melted into an Ocean of Tang."
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Not to be confused with, "Oops, Everyone Melted into an Ocean of Tang."
A little something I did for work a few years ago.
It was printed large scale. (60" High)
Every year, it's put up on a wall in customer service so parents can bring their kids by to pose for pictures in front of it.
Happy Halloween, everybody!
It was printed large scale. (60" High)
Every year, it's put up on a wall in customer service so parents can bring their kids by to pose for pictures in front of it.
Happy Halloween, everybody!
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A little something I did for work a few years ago.
It was printed large scale. (60" High)
Every year, it's put up on a wall in customer service so parents can bring their kids by to pose for pictures in front of it.
Happy Halloween, everybody!
It was printed large scale. (60" High)
Every year, it's put up on a wall in customer service so parents can bring their kids by to pose for pictures in front of it.
Happy Halloween, everybody!
Fuck this game.
I am angry at myself for ever having finished it.
I am angry at myself for ever having finished it.
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fuck this game.
I am angry at myself for ever having finished it.
I am angry at myself for ever having finished it.
And King George III appears to be heavily queer-coded.
October 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
And King George III appears to be heavily queer-coded.
"ME WANT HONEYCOMB!"
October 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"ME WANT HONEYCOMB!"
So this came up in my YouTube recommends:
October 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So this came up in my YouTube recommends:
The exact moment that did it for me:
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The exact moment that did it for me:
